Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Sonichu 8 is the longest issue of Sonichu so far, and we're not even done here. We still have take care of the spring break episode (because "SPRING BREAK! WOO! TIME TO GET WASTED AND FUCK SOME BITCHES!" is what Chris thinks Spring Break is due to being raised by the boob tube).

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 1

...and of course, we start the episode with Chris justifying his disgusting marker furry sex by saying they're of legal age (choosing to ignore that Zapina loli shit in the previous episode), and with THREE splash pages in a roll forcing everyone to tilt their heads and hurt their necks just to read the goddamn text.
Also, gotta love how uncomfortable Rosechu looks from Sonichu's hug. Like father, like son, I guess (though Sonichu never fucked his own mother).

 

Inexplicable cameo from Kazo- sorry, I mean Flame the Sunbird, who's only previous input into the series was to immediately fail at his one job.

Chris thinking Spring Break solely exists to obtain an STD makes sense, since that's what most High Schoolers and College Freshmen think it's for, and Chris never really advanced past that stage before completely disappearing into his fantasy world.

 

!!SPRING BREAK!!SPRING BREAK!!SPRING BREAK!!SPRING BREAK!!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 2

There is a 100% chance that Chris has masturbated to these pages, including Greta Squall the malformed bootleg Donkey Kong.
Also, I would not drink anything from CWC-Cola, because I know all about their disgusting "secret ingredient" (ie, Chris Chan's semen).

 

Yeah, poor Greta is obviously some sort of mutant. Half-Machoke or something.

Can't help but notice the lines drawn under the tits on two of the news reporters. Did he change his mind about the size he was going to draw several times, or is he trying to make it look like they're so huge that they have visible underboob and are about to fall out of their tops? You think tits being something Chris is particularly interested in, is something he'd get right (within in the context of anything being drawn "right" in Sonichu that is).

Also the kegs are soft drinks. We can't have any reeb for alcohol is the Devil's Buttermilk. Or at least it was until 2009.

 

I hate to be a contrarian here, but wasn't Chris still against drugs and alcohol at this time? IIRC, he brags about nobody being drunk at his Spring Break celebration.

 

This wasn't around the time of Chris "discovering" Long Island Ice Teas?

 

Its very cool how the one black character says “bruthas and sistahs”

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 3

"My body is 90% water"
...
I don't even know where to begin with what's wrong with this statement. It's a good thing Chris probably slept through biology class. Reminder that he straight up admitted to sleeping in class in one of his school papers.

 

Chris can't into science.

And he's sexually attracted to hedgehogs.

Also that bikini with a medallion of one's own face is kind of stupid.

 

There sure are a lot of "sonichus" in Sonichu - even back in the days of "Classic Chris".

I thought the "chaotic combo" were born from eggs farted out by a weird rainbow, so where are the others from?

"a social flush"

 

It was good when there was a core team of the Chaotic Combo. Sonichu starts to suck when Chris constantly adds useless characters like Zapita and Lolsa or whoever. Also Magichan gets too overpowered.

 

Other eggs that Chris pulled out of her arsehole as required, but with handwaves about being teleported through time and shit like that, I thought? Although where an apparent Jigglypuff / human hybrid came from I don't think is ever explained. So I assume at some point someone in CWCville fucked a Jigglypuff.

 

Spoiler: Episode 18, part 4

It's so cute how a mindless punk fell in love with a stupid bimbo even though she teamed up with the other Sonichus and made him see various shades of black and blue.
Also, what is up with the way Chris draws tans. The rosechus just look like that one Peanuts character that's always dirty.

 

When discussing quality of Sonichu works, the only fair standard to hold it to is other Sonichu works lol.

 

Plus there are white sand beaches out there.

I doubt Chris knows that though.