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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    This comic sure likes to talk about grabbing balls a lot.
    Also, Zelina Rosechu is totally not a furfag Zelda ripoff, Clawdorf is totally not a Ganondorf ripoff with a resemblance to a big black dildo, RuleCWC is totally not a Hyrule ripoff egotistically named after Chris (ORIGINAL KINGDOM DO NOT STEAL), and the entire sideplot with Darkbind is totally not ripping off the plot to Zelda II.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    SOMETHING'S HAPPENING DOWNSTAIRS!

    BOOM

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  3. Ms. Mowz

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    Because he has opposite traits, instead of being a flabby dough boy poorly hiding in the closet like Chris, Reldnahc is a...
     
  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Just had to give him Hulk purple tattered pants....on a....purple....background. :crash:

    Inking and coloring aren't CWC's strong suits, either.
     
  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I don't think anything art related is Chris's strong suit, other than maybe color theory.
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    "He put whipped cream in my rockets" - Black Sonichu implying that Reldnahc jizzed in his shoes.
    Also, I guess Blackachu forgot about the time Bubbles beat the shit out of in a gang bang. Either that or he chooses to think with his dick instead of his brain, like every other character in Sonichu.
     
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    "Classic Chris" always got the rainbow wrong though. Always swapping blue and green.
     
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    For some reason, these pictures just make me think that Chris and his repressed homosexual urges Reldnahc are prepping up for a Sumo match. A sumo match with as much grace and dignity as this
     
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  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    That explains his hair.
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I know I usually only rip on how legendarily shitty this whole thing is, but this time I have to give credit where it's due, the page layout of the dual transformations into the Sonichu forms is an actually effective page layout, it naturally draws your eye as a reader from the top left of the page to the bottom right and even has what qualifies here as a page-turner cliff hanger that makes you want to see what happens next in the visual story being depicted. The execution of that page layout is completely terrible due to CWC being the penciler/inker/colorist in charge of deploying that storytelling, but the bare bones of the page actually shows the minimum competency of the plotter and break-down artist hats Chris was swapping onto himself, possibly for the first and only times ever.
     
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    I think Chris added the dye to his sickly brown hair, thinking it'd change to the bright blue he draws it as.

    Looks like "sickly brown + bright blue = rotten seaweed" eluded Honor Roll.

    And with his autistic face blindness, maybe he couldn't really see it?
     
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    "Too bad you won't be able to meet your fellow gal-pal Lancers at the reunion" - Reldnahc, both unintentionally calling Chris a girl ("your fellow gal-pals") and failing to realize that said gal pals only hanged out with Chris because they were payed by Bob to do that.
    (Also, yeesh, the coloring on the second page seems even worse than usual. Chris Chan drawing fight scenes: not even once.
     
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    I like how Chris was so over-the-top OFFENDED seeing a shirtless guy.

    Normal straight guys don't quite react that way seeing guy shirtless.

    just saying :confused:
     
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    Ah yes, Bionic the Hedgehog, Chris Chan's very first recolor.
    Also, gotta love the fact that Chris just made an advertisement for poorly burned DVD-R that he never intended on showing to anyone besides close friends and family. Plus, "Mario Kart Lego movie filmed on Game Boy Camera" might be the most autistic thing I've heard today. No wonder he's never landed a real date before and since.
     
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    And that's (finally) a wrap to Sonichu 6. Be warned that Sonichu 7 is the first issue made after Chris was discovered by trolls, so expect all Hell to break loose from here on out.
     
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    And "Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway" was later leaked online as Chris is gullible and can't not TMI.

    What he did was make a stop-motion animation with the Game Boy Camera and combined the whole thing by recording the grainy photos in a "slideshow mode" to VHS. Only 30 photos can be taken on the thing without deleting, so it must've been a tediously long process.

    So even before the trolling started, Chris was still overly sensitive to "da homos"?
     
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    That thing he keeps calling Megan, "my sweet friend" instead of "my friend" or "This is Megan" is really bizarre. Like, he really had it in his head that they were already a thing.

    Was he actively showing her these comics at the time?
     
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    Enough so she could object to the panty shot in Sonichu 5.
     
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    Stackhouse really "cramped his style".
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    *teleported in*
    Nothing personal, kid.

    This shit may as well have me say all the shit after Bob's death was forshadowing and/or a failed attempt at Chris trying to break a groundhog day cycle. Change my mind.

    The fact trolling would start from here.
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    She had to of known eventually considering the emails that mention she didn't like being put in the comics.
     
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    Seems a gargantuan ego combined with autism made it somewhat hard to CWC to see that Megan wasn't into him.