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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, May 8, 2022.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    The mere concept of "Chris Chan" can be very, very disturbing.

    I think I am pretty much done keeping up with "Christory" now.

    (although I may still be curious about new major developments)
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Aren't we all.

    And so Christory ends, not with a bang, but with a... wait, shit, it kind of DID end with a bang, didn't it? *cringes*
     
  3. Trollsome Gal Pal

    Trollsome Gal Pal New Member

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    I first heard about Chris back in the very beginning, shortly after that picture of him was put on 4chins. I followed him for a bit but dropped off around when Robertchu died, like a lot of people. I wasn't terribly interested in yet another perverted Twitter troon who thinks pmurt should eid. Came back during the Dimensional Merge saga, although it's just not the same as Classic Chris.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

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    "Classic Chris" was kind of a crazy pervert. "Jail of Fail Chris" is definitely a crazy pervert.
     
  5. Trollsome Gal Pal

    Trollsome Gal Pal New Member

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    I suppose I should have specified. The kind of pervert Chris used to be was entertaining. You don't see too many people farting on cakes and drinking corrupted Fanta because they're under some bizarre assumption that it's hot. Now he's hallucinating crayon-drawn monsters and making out with them, which is just fucking terrifying.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

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    "Classic Chris" was really perverted because he was really into hideous "yiffing" with anthro hedgehogs like Sonic, saw mere sex as being "love" (or so I heard), and always thought "third date" meant "obligatory sex", "among which". And with that in mind, he'd be hanging out at "Attraction Locations" with an "Attraction Sign".

    Now he's explicitly said he thinks adultery is OK, and of course there's the incest. Yeah, definitely pervert.
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Most hilarious part is that the yiffing to Sonic characters is tame compared to the other things you've said about Classic Chris, if only due to the fact that a lot of people do that on the internet.
    (Look up e621 if you don't believe me.)
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    Yeah, it can be an "arson, murder, and jaywalking" thing.

    eh maybe not :confused:
     
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  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    To be fair it seems as if Chris only started drawing porn of these characters to prove to the trolls he was straight. Doesn’t really prove much considering a lot of famous Christmas songs were written by Jewish guys, and if they can do that then Chris can draw hetero porn and still be gay.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

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    I don't know if I said it here or just on KF, but a straight guy doesn't need to look at a Sailor Moon poster to "stay straight".

    Also straight guys usually don't hate pickles because "they look like dicks".
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    You did say it here.

    With all that said there’s no denying Chris is a pervert in both real life and his art. His perception of ‘women’s rights’ seems to be ‘their rights to strip for my pleasure’.
     
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  12. ToroidalBoat

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    wow that does not sound egotistical at all :rolleyes:
     
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, anyone who thinks you have to actively choose to be straight and you have to stuff to stay straight is likely not straight at all.
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

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    There's the possibly rather wat theory that homosexuality is caused by parasitic infection.

    But seeing how unhygienic Nurgle Chris is, maybe that's not that far off the mark with him.
     
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    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    CWC then created a vaccine to remove homosexuality.

    No wait, he traveled to the future to find one.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

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    "Honor Roll" didn't know that to make a vaccine, a sample of what the vaccine targets is needed.

    And the "anti-homo" vaccine was made from Chris' blood.*

    *(eww)
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    There’s no denying Chris is attracted to women. The problem is he was insecure about potentially also being attracted to men.
    Now he embraces his LGBT identity with no problem.

    As others have observed, it seems like Classic Chris’s worldview was filtered through Bob, and later on it was filtered through the Facebook pages he read. That explains the change.
     
  18. Ms. Mowz

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    His borked up idea of "women's rights" also came from (very blatantly) misunderstanding something in Mary Poppins, IIRC.
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Yeah, I think this is where the 'votes for women in CWCville' thing comes from. Never mind that I don't think CWCville has elections at all and just seems to be a dictatorship.
     
  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, he always quoted Marry Poppins a lot, like he sang it's a jolly holiday with Ivy and stuff