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Tweet 5/16 - Rant against online dating

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, May 16, 2017.

  1. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    what did i just read?
     
  2. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    This. It takes a lot of work to make online dating work, from both parties.

    I've been trying for ten years now...
     
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  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    It's been a while since we've had some tard rage from OPL. Dumb tweets like this are always welcome.
     
  4. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    pure, unadulterated autism my friend
     
  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Chris' rant reminds me a lot of the Slut Haters ad nauseam rants about women:

    "HUR DUR, WOMEN ARE ALL BITCHES CAUSE THEY GO FOR BRAINLESS JOCK CHADS, AND NOT NICE GUYS LIKE US!"

    Yeah, I mean, never mind that lot were all a bunch of creepy, weirdo, assholes....
     
  6. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I don't think Doopie appreciates the hundreds of tweets of thinly-veiled cyber-molestation invitations.
     
  7. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    I bet Doopie got a good chuckle from reading all that.
     
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  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    If she hasn't already blocked Chris on Twitter...
     
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  9. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Chris was always his own brand of that but instead of showing his anger, he tried the NICE GUY tm move.
    Like slut hate/tfl/incel he hated the "JERKS"/Alphas/Chads. He hated gays to "prove" he's not a gay man and he's a god damn sexual tyranosaurus, he's so damn set on smashing dem guts, he can't even picture not wanting getting in those walls. Plus it's "tough and brave" to hate homosexuals in these PC times. He likes lesbians because "they get it" with wanting women.

    Doopy is literally dating someone even Chris knows and, Chris says he's a nice guy... er girl, but is telling her in short "I'm single so come date me". That's so classless, I know a common theme with the Chandlers.
    I have a gut feeling what his newest troll will be..

    Someone will be all like sure I'll date you you're great, then say oh wow, sorry I just can't date a trans person but I had no idea till you told me there by stroking his ego and fueling his hate, if said ween is really smart say bi to make Chris pick dating as a male or keep playing dress up
     
  10. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    "Doopie, give me your china"
     
  11. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    in b4 doopie is a guy
     
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  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Or say "ewww... you have a penis, get the hell away from me. All penile genetalia is gross and shoud be gotten rid of". Lulz continue as chris spazzes out.
     
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  13. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Or someone who says yeah I'll date you, gets close to Christine, maybe drops a few hints about being eager for sex, then the reveal: new!Troll is a trans woman.
    I would love to see Christine be put on the spot about her oh-so-accepting views on trans people.
     
  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Slightly off-topic, but on the subject of Chris and online dating:

    Didn't Chris supposedly get messaged by an actual non-troll woman who said she was interested in actually meeting up with Chris to get to know him, but he turned her down because she already had a kid?
     
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  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Yeah, a single mom once asked him out and he declined.
     
  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I wasn't sure though if this was an actual single mom or a troll, as the CWCi never actually elaborated on the story other then "She asked him out on a date, he said no."
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    You think by now chris would learn beggars can't be choosers.
     
  18. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    That was a MySpace messaging encounter with the single mom who got shunned for daring to procreate before accepting the freezer delivery from 14 BC's kitchen, IIRC.

    Chris was always his own greatest troll, even before his internet infamy.
     
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  19. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    This was early in the Love Quest, but "beggars can't be choosers" is something he should've learned before the age of ten even with autism.
     
  20. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    here's a reply by one out of two commenters, I am actually wondering if Doopie will block Chris. Personally, I think Doopie is going to get more than she bargains for with Chris because of annoying rants like these and him trying to hit on her