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Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Corypheus, Feb 1, 2017.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Chris is the kind of person who gets out of breath just walking to the mailbox.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    "Scott Steiner - He's Fat!"

    (I think it was "Hulk Hogan" who'd post this a lot on KF.)
     
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  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    What is it with so many people who are into internet drama also being into wrestling? (like a lot of DSP's detractors)
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Wrestling is scripted and so can be seen as drama?

    (not into wrestling over here)
     
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  5. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I noticed that a lot of people into lolcow stuff also tend to be into warhammer, (or at least a passing interest in it) including myself. I think it's just because people really like to shout "HERESY" whenever they see something they think is cringe.
     
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  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I like how he plays his guitar hero controller by obnoxiously clacking it
     
  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I was listening to a podcast the other day where one of the guys goes on about Warhammer 40k lore, I gotta admit it's kinda interesting.
     
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  8. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    It's even funnier when you know he thinks it's the same as playing a real guitar.
     
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  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Not to mention that Liquid could actually play a guitar and all Solid could do was... that. It was hilarious.
     
  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I saw on the CWCki last night that Chris loves music so much, the concept of music turns him on
    strange
     
  11. Waitin' To Ruin His Fun

    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun OH GOOD, YER BACK

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    Including, lest we forget, the theme song from Sailor Moon
     
  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Professional Wrestling, a soap opera targeting a male audience.
     
  13. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Sailor Moon did a poor job keeping him on the Straight Path.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    To me, heresy isn't mere "cringe", it's freakish stuff. Stuff like incest.

    Also I'm not really into WH40K - haven't played it - but I am somewhat familiar with the lore.
     
  15. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    One of my favorite bits on the CWCki is the part where it basically says that while Chris uses his interest in Sailor Moon as evidence of his straightness, most people would take that as evidence of the opposite.
     
  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Not to mention his love of Britney Spears and having way more female friends than male ones.

    Seriously, there are SO MANY moments in Christory which feel like the work of professional script-writers. Further proof that if there is a God, he/she/they/mew hates us.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Straight guys can be into a "gay thing" here and there. But when a guy likes a lot of "gay stuff", says he has to stare at a poster to "stay straight", and is anti-gay in an excessive way...
     
  18. Waitin' To Ruin His Fun

    Waitin' To Ruin His Fun OH GOOD, YER BACK

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    From the page on Sonees and Rosees:

    It's that 'tiny, ugly creatures' that really gets me.
     
  19. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    it's funny when the CWCki takes shots at Chris's autism
    like when he said something nonsensical, and the CWCki gave an Autism-English translation
    and that time he got mad at Megan and called her a German warfare bitch (I guess because she liked pics of Wehrmacht soldiers)
     
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  20. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    fascist ❌️
    german warfare bitch ✅️