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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    WAAAAAA HU-HU-HU-HU-HU!!!
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Sonichu looks like it was generated by an AI that doesn't really understand Earthlings that well.

    The art looks like something out of that AI art thread @One Too Many started, and the writing is like AI-generated word salads.
     
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  3. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    So... Chris.
     
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  4. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Cera has become the most relatable electric hedgehog pokemon, and it's only because she's just as confused and bewildered with this Totally Spies-like plot thread as everyone else.
     
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  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I hate everything about this. I can't believe I looked at these pages with my own two beautiful eyes.

    Did somebody put Chris up to this story arc? Or is he proving true that people just can't be furries without also having every bizarre deviantart fetish under the sun?
     
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  6. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Okay, since @Cyan asked about this, I guess it's time to let the cat out of the bag: this creepy fetish shit was all the result of ween troll Jessica Quinn telling Chris that she has a weight gain fetish, and Chris responded by inserting this kind of shit into his own comic in an attempt to woo her into a sweetheart from the ground up. The biggest takeaway from this is that Jessica's idea of "epic trolling" basically involves outing herself as a furry with a weight gain fetish*.
    (*Yeah, I know, pot calling the kettle black and all that jazz.)
     
  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Oh please oh please oh please tell me he's not inside somebody's body.
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  8. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Alright, so I just finished catching up with this thread and wow, what a journey so far. A few things I have to say:
    • Is it just me, or has Chris gotten slightly better at drawing sanic-style hedgehogs? I mean, it's not good, but compared to previous issues, I think this is marginally better.
    • Sonichu is kinda fuckin' boring. There are so mamy goddamn textwalls it's absurd. I wonder what Chris was thinking when he decided to write all of that.
    • We've gone from Chris and his recolors's psychotic war with trolls and astounding displays of ego to a boring slice of life story (albiet with no less ego than before)
    • The thing about the Asperpedia four's executions in Sonichu 10 that really amazes me isn't that Chris thought of it, or even that he drew it. It's that he decided to put it in the comic and upload it online for everyone to see. That's not a spur of the moment fit of rage anymore. It was premeditated.
    • Hottest take of the century, but the Sonees and Rosees aren't the worst thing ever. I don't see how they're any more obnoxious than any other Sonichu character, and they just look so stupid and Chris draws them so shittily I can't help but find it amusing. LOOK AT THAT FACE GODDAMN Screenshot_20220203-134132_Chrome.jpg
    • Sonichu 8 or 10 might be my favorite. They're so batshit insane and they're really fun to marvel at the fact that an actual human made them.
    • It's weird that people gloss over Chris drawing porn of Mary Lee Walsh, because... well, fucking think about it for a minute.
    • Robbee's internal monologue in "To be or Naught a Tomgirl" kinda reminds me of the bit in Frankenstein where the monster talks about how he learned human interaction.
    • It's odd for Fauna Fox to not want pony shit in their search history when they frequent the [REDACTED] thread.
     
  9. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Chris puts stuff in the comic to impress a blatant troll pretending to be a potential sweetheart, episode #13025125
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think it's just you.

    The comic started as an actual comic with less dialog, but drawing takes more work - and Chris prefers "tell, don't show" storytelling.
     
  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    *sees drawing of Sonichu inflated by pickle brine*
    THANKS, I HATE IT!
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    eww he gets all gross and hairy :confused:

    (even though he's already covered in fur and looks freakish)

    Sonichu would've been much better if there was no troll and ween influence.
     
  14. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Oh dear God! Rosechu in the first panel in page 106 made me think of classic era snorlax Barb, and just...
     
  15. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    IDK if Snorlax Barb was ever a reality. She was about the same size that she is now when Chris was in high school, and older women don't just randomly balloon out of nowhere and then immediately shed all that weight again less than five years later. I remember being shocked by how thin she was in 2012 because the Snorlax photo was all I had to go on, but the picture was taken at an unflattering angle with frumpy clothing.
     
  16. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    You know, Chris's choice (all sonichu characters are extensions of Chris) to have Rosechu saved over himself is pretty mystifying, given his ego and willingness to have his characters worship him like a god. Perhaps Chris thinks that libido is so powerful, it can always overpower good sense and cause someone to throw away everything else they have for sex true love. It almost seems... really self aware, in hindsight.
     
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  17. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Rosechu and Cera drop the weight, but in the process, Layla became so fat that she's no longer able to walk, only being able to move via tug wagon attached to Reginald's motor scooter that he now suddenly has. This is their last appearances, so I'm assuming they died, first Layla going the Chance Carmichael way of death, followed by Reginald getting crushed and suffocating under her weight while he was force feeding her.
    (P.S.: Sonic drops a hint that Amy gets morbidly obese herself every now and then; I guess Chris saw those fetish pics on sites like DeviantArt and Furaffinity and thought they were actually canon to Sonic the Hedgehog.)
     
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    "YES, MILADY."

    Totally how normal people talk.

    Also the way Chris draws eyes looks "SOO" freakish. At least in this part. Reminds me of that "totem of fail" he once made.
     
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  19. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    FINALLY! IT'S FUCKING OVER!
    seriously, this is the "episode" of Sonichu I hated reading the most, so it feels so good to be freed from Chris Chan's creepy insano fetish art!
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

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    It's getting really annoying how Chris just chaotically throws out dialog bubbles of endless "WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS", and then numbers them with Roman numerals.

    Chris is like "hmm yeah you figure it out" when he does that.
     
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