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oh for sure. Clinically depressed robot tropes are great.

 

It's all in a day's work for Autism!

God, Silvana's mouth is so messed up the way Chris just blots the paint on! I love that someone called him out on needing to thin his paints. He's not gonna be answered.

 

well considering that chris probably paints with those dime-store brushes you get out of a 3 dollar child's paint set, its no shock that he can't control how much paint goes on his models. He also doesn't seem to water down the paint he uses so it goes on THICC.

 

And yet he'll say they're perfect since he made them anyway.


EDIT: Seriously, if he thought to spend his tardbux wisely he could've went to Michaels and bought decent brushes for once, hopefully not to go down the kiddie art aisle they have there and get those instead.

 

or good acrylic paint. I know the type he showed off in a video once. its bargain brand paint for like a 6 year old's summer camp project. Granted he's getting more money for his tardbux (to steal your term) but the quality isn't important to chris. its about how quick he get his his amiibos done so he can stop 'adulting' and go 'be pony.'

 

Yeah I think it's Apple Barrel. It seems like he doesn't quite splurge on something a little more reputable. I suppose those were paints they used atone of his schools when it wasn't Crayola branded stuff. Thank goodness Crayola never put out Acrylic paints (though their former parent company once owned Liquitex).

I wonder if he bothers to use this stuff you can get at Dollar Tree for a buck?

I'm sure I stole it from someone else!

And why these things are gonna fade and crumble like hell after a decade! I guess for some of us, it's rather sad to see someone in their mid 30's act like this. I'm sure in ten years time it'll be the same thing (and more hideous since he'll probably not have hair then and his dialogue as devolved into third person dribble), and whether he'll continue to live at 14 Branchland Court is another matter altogether.

 

It makes me wonder how the medallions are holding up. Cheap paint aside, low grade materials like Model Magic weren't meant to be jewelry to be carried around. Human sweat can be pretty caustic to cheap crap like that, and I'm betting the chandler household's got a bad mold/humidity problem. It'd be worse if chris made a habit of washing it since it'd just damage the medallions further.

I also remember several amiibo buyers saying the figures broke or outright crumbled when taken out of the packaging. So I doubt they'd last 10 years. I also highly doubt chris has 10 years with barb (but I won't go down that rabbit hole.) And of course chris would buy the el cheapo brand. Gotta save money for vidya and lego. The stuff he really wants.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if he does that.

I was thinking of that after my last post! Those testimonies are proof of their limited shelf life.

Even if it's petty to say the last.

 

We're forgetting the god that tries to screw random chicks and wins the Fanta drinking contests.

 

Since that's technically a "god" manifesting itself as a human, it is Jesus.

 

That doesn't even rate as Bacchus.

 

I might be wrong, but weren't the Greco-Roman gods not omnipotent as well?

 

The paint's a little thin. Better add another coat.

 

No, the Greek gods were wise but it was relatively easy to hide from them. They were more like idealized humans with magic than omnipresent all powerful gods.

 

so I was correct?

 

Yeah you were right. I said 'no' as in 'nah they weren't.'

 

Chris bought a video game called "Caution Seaman" a few days ago. It was released in 2000 for the Sega Dreamcast console.



I wonder if he bought this to try living vicariously as a parent.

The description:

"Virtual pet game Seaman is one of the few Sega games that uses the Dreamcast's microphone, allowing you to interact with their Seaman and respond to its questions. As a simulation, the game's entire objective is to successfully hatch and raise a Seaman. Given a Seaman egg at the beginning of the game, you must check on it daily in real time in order to ensure its well being. Every day, players must inspect the Seaman habitat, using the controller's buttons to manipulate the environment, and communicate with the Seaman as it develops through its stages. Leonard Nimoy provides limited narration throughout the game, guiding you as you learn about your new charges."

 

This game really sounds like something Chris might enjoy

 

Oh boy i saw the avgn video about that game, i wanna see chris playing it