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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jan 22, 2017.

  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Any thoughts and questions regarding Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu may be brought fourth in this thread, a very big example of a major Chris thought story I posted below.

    Example:
    "At the dark of the night, and all through the chandler household, not a creature was stirring, not even the ween who parked his van just outside the house. Chris had Maru on the left side of the bed with JULAAAAY dancing around in his head. Early in the day before the ween went to the house, he posted on Reddit that “Today is the day! I will make Christory!” A man with a cartoon avatar told him “who cares? He’s dead.” The ween got all red and said “I will show the Kiwi Farms that I can be great, I will have that CWC tag just like Marvin.” He is a lurker and user of the farms who rarely makes posts. The ween bought a santa hat, a white beard and a red suit too. He had the idea of stealing Chris Chan’s Christmas taking all of his toys and all of his joys. The ween took a camera and a handful of tools so he could get into the house and not squeak like a mouse. The ween arrived at his house before the brink of midnight with a smile on his face wondering where to park the minivan. Behind the tree of course after sipping his ice-cold tea.

    He said with a glee while turning his van off, I’m ready to go. He took his tools and put on the hat with the beard, got the big bag too. After stepping out of the van quietly shutting his door, he lept to the window to see if anyone was awake. He saw a big clutter and knew it would be quite a challenge. He said with an utter: “Boy, who knew making history can be so damn hard?” He saw the fireplace was cluttered where he was going to go down, with a small frown he decided to go to the front door. He knew how to lockpick after playing 3 hours of Skyrim. It took him 10 minutes while breaking a sweat to open the door, he saw tons of stuff. He stepped over pictures, books and tons of random stuff. He took out his camera and took a few pictures of the place, not knowing the Secret Service were secretly watching the house and him in it. The ween went into the hall and went up the stairs. He made his way to Chris-Chan’s room, slowly opening the door while being so quiet. He took a picture of Chris sleeping and got out his bag, he grabbed Maru and slipped her out of his arms. He put her in the bag while shaking in fear of Chris being awoken.

    The ween slowly and silently took lego sets and put them into the big bag. 2 hours have passed and the ween had taken the toys with Chris joys. He found a note with a toy gun, out it read about how Chris will try to kill Trump with the toy squirt gun and an autisticly drawn picture of how he'll jump the White House fence.The ween took the note and put it into his pocket, then took the toy gun. The ween decided it was enough to leave Chris dumbfounded. As he stepped down the stairs, it made a small noise but nothing happened. He made his way into the kitchen and took the roast ham too. He went with a small laugh, “This was easy, I can’t wait to get that tag on the Kiwi forum”.

    He then took a picture of the kitchen scaring the cat inside it which woke Barb up. The ween heard the door open and started sweating. “Oh shit, I gotta get the hell outta here!” He fled to the hall keeping his eye on the kitchen while keeping his breathing at a low pace. Barb walked into the kitchen, “I have got to clean this place one of these days, damn stuff falling all the time.” Barb walked to the bathroom and closed the door. With a sigh of relief, the ween exited the front door without making a sound. He went to his car with the bag full of goods and started up his minivan. After he left the household he noticed a black SUV behind him which followed through 7 stops. ”What the hell are they doing and why after me?” The ween started to speed and feared for his life. After passing a bar, a drunk driver crashed into the SUV giving the ween another sigh of relief.

    “Good god!” he said aloud on his way home. When the ween got home he hopped straight on KiwiFarms that night posting his full name and the pictures he took of the Chandler Household. Null was not pleased and neither was Alec Benson Larry who the ween looked up to. Due to how the thread was, it got featured. Everyone saw his pictures and his big boasting. Dynastia came on and said to the wen: “Who the hell are you and why should we care?” The ween with a burst of egomanic laughter went badass mode on Dynastia “HA! I went into Chris-Chan’s house and got all of his goodies! You will never accomplish that failtroll!” Dynastia saw his full name and looked it up on Google. After 5 minutes of digging, he found a video of {Richard Joseph Betario in Ryandale Rd Wilston Salem of North Carolina} with a weird video. Up came him humping Maru which was uploaded that night. Dynastia made a halal thread of Richard the ween and posted the archived video. Richard saw his thread and went “NO NO NO! I am supposed to be the CWCstorical figure not the other way around! I humped the Maru pillow to rub it in Chris Chan’s Face.” Null with an edit on his comment went “Too bad, you went into the manchild’s damn house and humped his waifu in plain site, which is very disturbing, Enjoy your thread.” The Whole Farms took their attention off of Connor who just bought Molly a gift and posted it minutes before Richard came on. Richard with tears down his eyes after a night’s hard work went full force on Dynastia in his profile. “You can’t ruin my life just because I made history on Chris you bastard! Marvin sure did! You will pay one way or another!”

    Dynastia getting this the 50th time brushed it off and liked the profile post. Marvin joined in on the event, “Did this guy just say he wanted to make history like me? Haha I only post info not break into homes of manchildren, that right there is just sad.” Off Richard went chasing Dynastia throughout the farms after he posted his dox. Salt after Salt enough to fill up a Sill, the roadrage went on during Christmas night. Richard the ween being stupid and desperate PMed Wagglyplacebo thinking he’s a woman “Hey you look pretty, think you can take down that thread Dynastia made and ban him?” and other odd thing. Waggly posted pics of the PMs in the thread only making Richard look worse. Richard went full ballistic on everyone there: “I made fucking history and this is the shit I get? Just fuck you all, Dynastia and Waggly can go straight to hell!” Richard then went after Null begging for his dox to be removed, “Just remove it you fucking bastard, you own this place and I will spam until you do. I can at least get the CWCstorical Tag THANK YOU!” Waiting for a response from Null, Richard the ween begged Dunsparce to get null. “You are a mod, you can get Null the owner can you, and convince him to give me that tag!” 30 minutes later Null replied to Richard with a link: “You’re right Richard, you did make history.”

    Richard looked and saw his name on Lolcow Wiki and went in full rage. “NULL! I AM NOT A LOLCOW! I am the one who stole Maru from your Chris and made history, take me off the wiki now!” 2 hours later in the dark of Christmas night, Richard got arrested by the feds after the Secret Service tracked his car. With a big shout on Richard dead profile Dynastia posted a gleeful message. “Ho Ho Ho Richard the Great, Have a merry Christmas and a merry goodnight sweet prince.” Richard the Ween in the dark cold cell, thinking about how he ruined his normal life “WHY! I just wanted to be the very best in Christory, the damn Farms tricked me!” Richard the Ween was sentenced to 10 years in prison while Chris himself testified against him. Richard the Ween became an emoji on the Farms ever since his sentence."

    {originally a christmas story I posted on kiwifarms but got deleted}
     
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  2. TazmamzaT

    TazmamzaT I have no ass, and I must fart

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    Damn, man. Break that block up a bit.
     
  3. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    I'm starting to understand and respect why it's best just to let Chris do his own thing and react to it, without interfering. Besides just common sense, of course.

    It's best just to let people lead their own crazy lives.
     
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  4. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    *siiiiiiiigh* Here we go!
    What if Chris didn't shit himself and did something?
     
  5. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    Inconceivable.

    What if Chris was never conceived?
     
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  6. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Why does Chris dye his hair green?
     
  7. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    He thinks he a MLP character.

    The same one , the only one, that was on the bargain shelf marked 75 percent off at Walgreens.
     
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  8. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    Is Chris getting better?
     
  9. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    What if Barron Trump thinks Sonic should have blue arms?
     
  10. Ol Slag

    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    What if a ween buys the lawnmower?
     
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  11. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    What if the ween buyer doesn't even have a lawn to mow?
     
  12. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    How do you Chris' popularity will be affected with the departure of kiwifarms?
     
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  13. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

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    Is Chris aware of Kiwi Farm's demise?
     
  14. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Donald trump is actually a troll

    Making chris salty and pissed off
     
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  15. [WTX]Coolguy_Tran

    [WTX]Coolguy_Tran Extreme Ween!

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    Prob. not yet. He may just consider it one trolling forum out of many for all we know
     
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Is the room CWC films videos in (the one with all the toys) also the bedroom, or is that another room?
     
  17. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    It's the living room on the first floor. He called it his "work room" at one point (ironically, he was banned from Etsy for failing to send orders a week after dubbing it that).
     
  18. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    Chris was never the business man, it was no wonder Bobby pulled him out of Business Management.

    So in that regard Trump really does have a leg up on him.
     
  19. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    I bet Trump and Trump's youngest son could take Chris down in a one on one.
     
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  20. Supertrash

    Supertrash Adulterous Foe

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    Chris is sex and I would not have fat with him.