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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Classic CWC was more realistic than Current Year CWC.

    Also it's interesting that Chris looks forward to a long life. Like I said, it seems he's too "exceptional" to see just how shitty his life really is - aside from trolling and the failed "Love Quest."
     
  2. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris isn't getting better? Instead of enablers you could call that new cwcki page, 'Morons', 'Idiots', or even 'Exceptional Individuals' and still be 100% accurate, :rolleyes:
     
  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Do you think that when Barb goes chris will finaly clue in that his delusions are just that, or will it be the last string to be cut before he goes into the deep end and never comes back?
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    misguided morons has a nice ring to it.
    Even if their motives are pure (and there are plenty of reasons to believe they have ulterior motives) Chris is just going to get what he wants from them and kick them to the curb when he doesn't need them anymore. That's for the ones who think they can help Chris or have some kind of quid pro quo with him, not even including the ones who want to make him dance for their amusement.

    Not a psychologist but from what I remember from psychology, for normal people, the death of a parent is a pretty stark reminder of their mortality and when they start to really understand that they have a limited amount of time in this life.

    With Chris, who knows. I think he'll have to readjust and probably move into housing for disabled people (if you read the Lucas Werner thread on KF, you can see what that's like) and get used to a new normal, but then he'll go back to Chris being Chris.
     
  5. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Can you give me a quick excerpt on this Werner person?
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I'll post it in the desert bus thread because I don't want to clog up this thread - this thread is about Chris, after all
     
  7. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Years ago I would scoff at the idea, now? 50/50 chance? This may be a symptom of coping with the loss of his less liked parent being observed over a long enough time line warping his relationship with reality too...
     
  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    It is hard to say. Obviously Barb's death will rock Chris's world and be a very rude awakening from his rich (though very childish and autistic) fantasy life. He might even spend time in a hospital for STRESS before he settles into a new normal. He might lose his house, have to go through bankruptcy, or otherwise have serious problems, but if he can keep his tugboat he'll probably be able to pull through.

    That said, remember back when Chris said the Grim Reaper told him that Bob wouldn't die for a few years, and was wrong (TFW the Grim Reaper trolls you)? I wonder if he has any delusions that it will be awhile until Barb dies.
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris is getting into magic rocks, the New Age healing crystal woo

    he's going to be disappointed
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    How long before someone convinces chris that the rocks are suppositories?
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    DIRTY, CRAPPED ROCKS
     
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  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    "Hey, let's not give the enablers any ideas"



    ...is what I would have said had I not remembered that those type of assholes never go on this site for the inspiration of their next heinous plan.
    It's just Reddit, 4Chan, and Kiwi Farms.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris wants to be unbanned so he can play D&D at a game store

    this has led to a hilarious thread where people are making a playable character based on Chris
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Someone confessed to giving Chris 1200 bucks to go to some con. The idea guys conned Chris out of the money.

    Apparently the Captain is a real captain - on medical leave from the air force. It seems he's doing well all things considered.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Will End Games become GAMe PLACe 2: Electric Boogaloo?
     
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  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

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    Chris talks about childhood memories of seeing Bob's old man pickle
    Chris said he's too overworked as a goddess to get a real job

    TBH Chris at a real job would be a disaster, but with unemployment being low, it's not impossible - there are probably a lot of Chris-like people at low end jobs
     
  17. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    How is Chris really going to survive when Barb croaks? His mental state is already quite shaky.
     
  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Maybe he'll end up like Terry Davis (RIP) when his parents kicked him out.
    (Though hopefully without the suicide by train part)
     
  19. Yawning Sneasel

    Yawning Sneasel Well-Known Member

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    So people found out about Bob's weird habit of Porky Piggin' today. Odd that it took so long.

    This was actually something that I found out about a long time ago. I was talking with one of my old buddies who was in contact with Chris at the time, and apparently it's even worse than Chris let on. When Chris and Bob were living in that small apartment and Chris was going to high school in another county so Chris wouldn't be forced to take the special classes, Bob would come in to wake Chris up in the morning. Bob would just wear a t-shirt when he did it and his fat hog would dangle right in Chris' face. Like right at eye/lip level. According to my pal, it was so close that Chris could smell his balls and he described that as what traumatized him into fearing dicks.

    There are some other bits and pieces that Chris had left out. Chris hated getting up for school. I mean he hated it! He would try to negotiate with Bob sometimes to get him to sleep in or just outright skip. This one time, Bob came in and he was raising cane, getting Chris to get put of bed. Chris wouldn't do it, so apparently Bob ripped the covers off of him. Angered, and frustrated because of the amount of time left, Bob remembered that his father would toss cold water on him to wake him up. Bob had no water or time, but he did have a full bladder. Bob slid the foreskin of his hot member down and began to urinate in Chris' face. Giggling as he thought of how much a pain in the ass his son was.

    Chris opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was Bob's fat, low-hanging balls and his cock shooting salty piss all over his face. Horrified, Chris reached out and pinched it off, to which Bob responded with a slap to the face saying, "you're gonna get up boy, or I'm gonna get you up." Chris' mouth opened wide as he pondered the implications. At the same time, he removed his fingers from Bob's portly cock, with a blast of his geriatric piss following. Chris took the salty mix in his mouth and let loose an "hmmmmmph". Bob moved in on him. He got ahold of Chris' shirt and Chris let him have it rather than to get caught. Bob then grabbed chris by the briefs, to which he ripped off, leaving Chris with his tiny, bent duck hanging. Bob responded with a, "ohhh hoho!" Chris blushed and rolled away.

    Chris knew that this was coming so he rolled off the bed and grabbed a bottle of baby oil that he had strategically placed on the other side of the bed. He began to squirt it all over himself because he heard the joke about seniors oiling up a pig so it could run through the halls and not get caught. So Chris was slathering himself in baby oil while Bob was attempting to tussle out of bed, caught in the sheets. All of the jarring movement coaxed Bob's stout manhood into a tumescent, turgid piece of manhood.

    Chris ran back around the bed as Bob got off of it, heading for the doorway. Bob lunged over the bed, wrapping his arms around Chris. Chris could feel the throbbing of Bob's blue vein against his right ass cheek. The oil was too much an Chris broke free. Chris ran out the door and turned towards the living room. After a few steps, Chris tripped over his Sega. Bob was hot on his tail and hopped on top of Chris to end the chase. As Bob did, the slippery oil coated Bob's beautiful hog, and as he pushed down on Chris' shoulders, it happened. Bob penetrated the penumbra of Chris' anus, resulting in both to howl -- Chris in pain, Bob in pleasure.

    Chris began to beg for Bob to remove the meat from his buttery asshole, but Bob would have none of it. As Bob slowly withdrew, he remained inside, sliding back in. Chris could feel the soft mushroom head of Bob's chubby cock, followed by the steel, muscular shaft, and his pubic hair pushing against his rectum. Chris could feel Bob's heartbeat inside him, with a throb with every thrust. Bob let out an "oooooh" slowly as Chris continued to whine in pain. Bob began to pick up speed, grabbing Chris by the ears to make him scream louder. This was literally the most erotic moment of Bob's life. As Bob continued to build speed, a smell filled the room. The fatness of Bob's johnson caused a suction which was slowly emptying Chris' bowels, coating his pecker with Chris' shit. Undaunted, Bob continued to stroke away at Chris' ass, letting out a maniacal laughter after all of the years he had to take a backseat to Chris and Barb's affection for one another. Bob began to beat Chris as he raped his unprotected hole and Chris could do nothing to cease the assault. Swinging madly at Chris' back, he began to give Chris shots to the ribcage and kidneys. "Boy, you goin' remember this every time you shit and piss for a month!" The madness seemed as though it would never end.

    But it did.

    Bob finally grabbed Chris by the hips, threw his head back, and with a loud "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", he ejaculated, covering Chris' bowels in his white, white cum. He then looked down and saw Chris whimpering, but he felt no pity or remorse. The afterglow began to wear off and he picked himself up, looking at the mess they created. "Suppose now you'll be up on time" Bob said in a monotone voice, looking down at Chris as he was still crying into the carpet. Bob retreated to the shower to clean the oil, blood and shit off his body.

    Chris never woke up late again, but this wasn't the last time that Bob raped him. There were others. And Bob dominated that tomgirl pussy each and every time.
     
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  20. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Bravo, this gives a new meaning to shitposting
     
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