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Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Uncle Frank, Jan 10, 2018.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Phil really has no idea how to negotiate.

    It's like a king burning down his castle and claiming he won against an invading army.
     
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  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    The only thing Phil is a king of is rats and potatoes.
     
  3. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    What a raise to try and go all in on OPL! Let's see if it pays out.

    (lol no)
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    ADF is still alive, and proudly posted a horrific 2-week after pic of the wound that I still haven't seen.
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm going to miss Phil, sad his time is apparently growing short here on the planet.
     
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  6. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Its actually not that bad, I mean, it is a back alley amputation turned gangrenous wound but its probably worse in your head then it actually is. I think the Unclit 2.0 shocked me more, take that as you may.
     
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    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    First I see this.....thing's rotting trotters and now he somehow scrounged up enough money to turn his crotch inside out?

    No, just....no.
     
  8. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

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    His tugboat... I mean uh her battleships, apparently can rake in a lot of savings.
    Also Oregon Health Insurance.
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

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    Yesterday Phil announced he's leaving the Spudcave on June 7th, and he hopes to remain in Portland. Toren already left.

    Also he's convinced he's an "ANTIFA Super Soldier."
     
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    Exactly one year since the last post. Phil lives in a new spudcave somewhere in Portland, and still fancies himself an "ANTIFA Super Soldier" - who reviews hipster restaurants like "artisan pizza" in Portland. Maybe he goes to ANTIFA protests, but hides in the back. Phil has been fairly quiet lately. So quiet that the Phil Phorum on KF was moved to "spergatory." Some Kiwis think ANTIFA people are advising Phil to lay low, which would explain the radio silence.
     
  11. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Geno called phil a "he" in the documentary and I he mentioned in a livestream phil was mad about that or something
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Phil has made quite the comeback in 2020. Phil was being wrangled by ANTIFA "buddies" to not really post anything on the Internet. They got tired of him, so Phil returned to bouncing and squeaking.

    First Phil was selling ANTIFA and "activist" related crap.

    Then his dad died, and Phil didn't exactly mourn his passing.

    Then he supposedly bought a cake with the ANTIFA logo on it, claiming it was a gift from ANTIFA to counter observations that ANTIFA booted Phil.

    And Phil recently made news by attacking Andy Ngo with pepper spray.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    What is it with lolcows and pepper spray?
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    my guess:

    1: spray is easier to get than a gun

    2: relatively safe way to attack from a distance

    3: it's "feminine" and lolcows like CWC and Phil think they're women
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Easier to get and cheaper than a gun - single shot black powder gun (no background check required in most jurisdictions in the US) are under $200; you can get pepper spray off Amazon for under $10

    Yes, women are encouraged to carry pepper spray. Even most cops carry pepper spray (or used to), it's cheap, relatively easy to use and usually doesn't leave any permanent injury on the attacker.
     
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    Also link to the KF post about the attack is here.

    And footage of the attack is here.

    And the article is here.
     
  17. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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  18. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Imagine if classic Chris walked into a game stop and shot an employee with a custom painted sonichu single shot black powder pistol.



    Also, I'm surprised Phil got involved those berkley weirdos, I wouldn't think they be open to accepting someone whos made holocaust jokes and other racist stuff in the past... then again ANTIFA is if anything just hypocritical rabble rouses and thinly veiled criminals
    Oh my mistake I thought this was a thread about DSP... the last part about being hypocrites and criminals still stands
     
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  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Knowing chris, this would happen
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Phil now calls himself the "ANTIFA Ambassador to the PRC".

    :story: