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Please tell me I'm not insane for this, does anyone relate to me?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by kman, Jan 28, 2023.

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Do you relate to me?

  1. Yes?

    7.7%
  2. No.

    38.5%
  3. I relate to Cyan more, she understands the people.

    46.2%
  4. I relate to Chris more. I never leave my house and own too much shit.

    7.7%
  5. I relate to Toroidalboat because I am Toroidalboat

    15.4%
  6. I relate to Fialovy because I'm only here to increase my post count

    30.8%
  7. I relate to Cosmos because I fell asleep on the desert bus

    23.1%
  8. I relate to Anya because I wish we were talking about anime instead

    15.4%
  9. I relate to Skeletor because I'm high right now

    38.5%
  10. I relate to Bones because fuck you.

    46.2%
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  1. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris probably doesn't really even know what having a real friend is like. Which is a pretty sobering thought ngl
     
  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member Moderator

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    He had Magical Man, who came over to his house a few times and went out Rollin' and Trollin' with him, but I don't think Chris made any effort to maintain that friendship.
     
  3. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I never heard of this Magical Man. Seriously, there is so many tiny details of Chris's life that is is super hard to keep up with.
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I think he and Megan were real friends, but even then it was messed up - Megan kept wanting Chris to buy things for her and Chris kept touching her even when she told him to knock it off. Chris wouldn't let her set boundaries and respect that she wasn't interested in dating him and just wanted to chill at the hobby store together.
    Chris was friends with Joseph Herring in high school (IIRC they were both managers for the basketball team) and supported Joseph when he was upset about breaking up with his girlfriend

    other than school and hobbies IDK if Chris met other people with similar interests, and IDK if he had friends at church (but Bob had some friends at the Korean church) and jobs, LOL Chris didn't spend a lot of time at any jobs during his adult life
     
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  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    Chris could've turned out really differently if he'd had some male friends growing up (or even, I guess, female ones that weren't paid). His irrational hatred of MALE JERKS definitely had a hand in screwing him up.
     
  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I think Chris needed male friends. I am surprised he didn't befriended people on the basketball team when he was water boy. It is a shame that a lot of bad experiences he had with male peers in school was with bullies.

    I am surprised that Borb didn't pay any male friends to hang out with him too to make him more well rounded
     
  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    yeah, IDK if Chris was in a youth group at church or anything, which would have been good for him to interact with other kids
    although Chris could be creepy so IDK if bann would happen or something
     
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  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    I mean he was in the Scouts and then got banned (probably for trying to 'curse' other kids and the group leader when he didn't get his way).
     
  9. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I think he would have gotten banned eventually. I mean, that one Baptist church banned him and the only reason the one Methodist one didn't was simply because they'd take anyone
     
  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    IIRC he got kicked out of the Baptist church because weens sent his pastor nudes
    the Methodist church had a warning about church members' websites possibly being inappropriate
     
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  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    Not specifically sure about weens and the Baptist church, but I know one church he was kicked out off was when someone (I guess maybe a ween but it could've actually been someone from the congregation) alerted the pastor to Chris's ED page.
     
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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    OK, maybe it was that, but yeah, Chris's pastor saw CWC nudes :eek:
     
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  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 Certified very intelligent human being

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    I assume so did Mary Lee Walsh.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    If it wasn't for a certain freakish psychopath, she'd have been a relatively obscure dean with an accomplished but fairly uneventful career.
     
  15. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Poor Mary could have retired years ago with dignity, but no.
     
  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I think she did retire within the past 5 years, so she's good
    too bad oddballs online kept messing with her
     
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, she really didn't deserve it, especially since she was a victim of Chris's shenanigans along with Megan
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    how many "JULAY" calls :confused:
     
  19. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Does Mary even know the whole joke about JULAY? I mean, she wasn't there for that (obviously!)
     
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  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member Moderator

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    He's from the classic Chris era.
     
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