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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, though it is interesting that as of the recent census, a growing number of Hispanic people identify as "other" for race in that they don't really identifiy as white or anything like.

    But yeah, I am also curious where Chris is going to end up. I am pretty sure we will find out by the end of the week, especially if Chris doesn't keep quiet.

    Unfortunately for Chris he won't get his toys back, the hotel manager probably got rid of all of them
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Maybe he’s going to a group home or something? They might not give him access to social media. Just because he’s out of jail doesn’t mean the radio silence is over.
     
  3. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I don't know about Virginia's Community Mental Health recipient rights laws, but I know in a lot of states, group homes (which operate under similar, but different regulations as mental hospitals such as not being allowed to use restraints and seclusion while inpatient hospitals are in severe cases), they can't deny residents access to the internet unless it is justified and written in the behavior plan, though, considering how much the internet has affected Chris's life negatively, the CMH officials approving behavior plans probably wouldn't even question cutting his internet access.
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I hope he's in some sort of supervised housing that's a step up from jail
    I also hope they can keep him off the internet because he can't handle it
    I remember reading because Chris is a low level sex offender he's still allowed housing vouchers
     
  5. Little Owl

    Little Owl Fredrik Knudsen sent me here

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    Ideally, no internet access and a new identity, because I feel that Chris cannot recognize how dangerous the internet has become, and the Sonichu community is... well... obsessive.

    However, some form of closure could be helpful, perhaps a confirmation from her lawyer along the lines of:
    I know it sounds hard to swallow, but I think it would be for the best for all of us, and it doesn't mean we can't look back at the memories, from Liquid Chris to the comic itself.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If it weren't for the internet, IBA wouldn't even be where he is today?
     
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  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    that's a great hypothetical question
    he wouldn't have been manipulated by sociopaths the last decade and a half
    he'd still be obsessed with pop culture, alone with Barb, and autistic and mentally ill
    he'd probably commit petty crimes, maybe he still would have committed crimes against Barb
     
  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I know people mentioned about the new identity thing, but I will say this again, don't think Chris is capable of maintaining a new identity, he has too much of an ego and will more than likely reveal himself sooner or later in some way shape or form. It would be really hard for Chris to be kept quiet. They'd have to have group home workers following him around everywhere in public to keep him out of trouble.
     
  9. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    It's one thing to give chris another identity but it's another thing to expect him to play along with it.
    Chris loves boasting about himself, not to mention his face is incredibly recognizable and archived.
     
  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    They want to do to him what they did to James Bulger’s killers.
    Besides the ego part, we all know nobody looks or talks like IBA-san. He’d be easy to spot from a mile away.
    Also (and this is the less discussed part)… one of Bulger’s killers ended up reoffending even after being moved from the UK to Canada.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Hello, Mr. Thompson."

    (Simpsons)
     
  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    You guys are being incredibly optimistic. With the exception of going to jail, nothing in Chris's life has ever gone down the "for the best" route. Chris is going to be back online as soon as he has access to it.
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Oh boy, can’t wait for him to dox everyone who wrote to him thanks to his ‘Goddess Log’.
    Wait until we find out Tucker Carlson wrote a letter to him and drew a crude crayon picture of him, Chris and Magi-Chan holding hands in a circle with the green M&M.

    (rating: autistic x9001)
     
  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    The case isn't closed so my guess is he's been set up in a halfway house that is tolerant of sex criminals. Hopefully Chris doesn't have the freedom to go home otherwise Barb's fucked (in more ways then one), I'm sure they've considered that.
     
  15. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Yeah, no matter what happens, Chris will never get within a mile of that house ever again. Not legally, anyway.
     
  16. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Also worth noting is his court records where updated:
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  17. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Yeah, see, the thing is, if Chris were to get a new identity the first person who'd end up blowing his cover would be himself. How exactly he'd do it or whether he'd do it intentionally or not, I have no fucking clue (mostly because I threw the line on what he would or wouldn't do anymore in the trash after he fucked his elderly, geriatric mother). But I know with almost 100% certainty that no matter who they found to take care of him, no matter how far away they took him, no matter what they tried to do to prevent it, Chris would find some way to fuck his circumstance up and expose himself if no other reason than because Chris' ego cannot let him be anyone other than himself.

    Chris craves and needs attention and has always gone out of his way to present himself as someone big and important, whether it's by thrusting himself into the forefront of every picture he's in or telling someone he just met that he's a celebrity. In short, like literally almost every other instance in his life his massive ego would be his downfall. After all, if Chris has mastered any talent to perfection it's the art of fucking himself over when it shouldn't be possible to do so.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The saga of the "Jail of Fail" may have ended...

    But driven by "Honor Roll" stupidity, bloated ego, and "bent duck" libido, the "Tale of Fail" continues.
     
  19. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    it's the halfway house of fail saga now
     
  20. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Do we continue in this thread or switch to another one?
    I guess the ‘Jail of Fail’ is as much a state of mind as a physical place.

    Also, I’m willing to bet that if he gets his ‘freedom’ he’s going to try to sneak back in 14 Branchland. In that case he’s in BIG TROUBLE.