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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Mother's Day is on always on a Sunday though and the courts are closed then
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Yeah, I was joking.
    Not about the continuance part though. That's just reality.
     
  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    It is more than a remote possible this review hearing could be continued again and the next date be Chris love day since that is exactly seven business days counting Presidents Day on the 20th since that is a federal holiday. Another "ironic" date potential.
     
  4. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I wonder what Chris thinks about having spent so much time in the slammer, with no sign of a release soon. It feels like just yesterday the scandal happened. Yet it was over a year ago, and it'll be two when the case is finally unsealed. I wonder if it's felt as fast for him as it has been for us.

    That reminds me, assuming that reddit guy was telling the truth, where does Chris think he'll go if he's accepted he won't go back to 14BC?
     
  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Maybe he is hoping some ween would house him?
     
  6. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    I almost hope so, i think a homeless saga would be even more depressing then chris getting life in prison.
     
  7. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, a homeless saga would be more depressing. I know homeless people tend to use computer labs in libraries or their phones if they have them to access the internet, but that will still be hard.

    It will definitely be hard for Chris to adjust to homeless life for sure though if that happens. I mean, there is a lot of survival stuff he would need to learn that might not be obvious to him due to autism. Hopefully he doesn't freeze to death.
     
  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I feel like he'd still be making videos using his phone and streaming sort of like what Terry A. Davis was doing towards the end of his life.
     
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  9. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    There would be a bunch of tweets.

    Also, I just now realized this, but for someone who was so terminally online, Chris wasn't as active on Twitter as you might think.
     
  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I think it was mostly replying to any random comment made by MLP voice actors in hopes of a crumb of china.
     
  11. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I had a dream the other day Chris got out of jail and the first thing he did was post about Pokemon GO
     
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  12. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Some stuff was retroactively added to Chris's case information:
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    DBHS: Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services, Chris has gotten a letter from them before which I suspect was connected to some testing that was done prior so it's possible this is additional information/resources based of their findings.
    Allyson K. Tysinger: She is the Chief Senior Assistant Attorney General of Health, Education, and Social Services Division (or something to that effect), probably something really boilerplate regarding Chris's mental illness, or something about assisted living.
    Gateway Homes Information: Gateway Homes is a nonprofit organization that provides mental health services including housing to those with serious mental illnesses. As this is listed as "other" on the docket it's probably little more then a pamphlet; mind you on the website the eligablity requirements list "No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered" which would include Chris if he was to receive a suspended sentencing, and more over, "Individuals must demonstrate a desire for increased independence and recovery" which doesn't sound like something Chris could pull off (also "No primary diagnosis of personality disorder, eating disorder, developmental disorder or significant intellectual impairment").
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if there really was fine print like that?
     
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  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Wow it’s a place Chris has already been banned from.
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    The 'list of places Chris was banned from' on the CWCki now should just say 'Earth'.
     
  16. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Considering the likelihood of a pauper’s grave, that might not be wholly accurate.
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    They’ll probably have to cremate him and scatter his ashes, else weens would destroy his grave and body.
     
  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    yeah, I could see weens leave a bunch of random shit at his grave or try to dig it up
     
  19. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Chris's grave would need 24/7 armed guards to avoid constant vandalism.

    Which makes me think, how do they handle gravesites for infamous/controversial people, like Karl Marx or Jefferson Davis?
     
  20. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I definitely know that the website Find a Grave would disable flowers (and by extension, comments) for deceased people that are particularly infamous, such as Adolf Hitler, so I'd imagine there has to be some kind of enforced guidelines on visiting graves of this nature in real life, too.
    (Though I have a feeling that Germans hold so little respect for Hitler that they've probably put his grave in some kind of special site as a reminder for visitors of his atrocities.)
     
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