Legal Jail of Fail

Why would anyone ever admit to owning something like that. Pure cringe.

 

I am actually not surprised if Chris owns "The Guy Game" it sounds like it would be something he would buy immediately as soon as it came out because in his autistic mind it is a game.. for guys meaning Chris must own it, especially since it has boobs. Plus, Chris during that time was desperately trying to prove he was a red blooded, virile man.

He could have gotten arrested for trying to sell the game

 

I think I've heard of this.
Of course Chris would literally stoop to possessing material exploiting children just to prove he is stuh-rait.

Like I said, there was SO. MUCH. FORESHADOWING. So many hints we should have seen to what happened. We thought Chris had enough sense left in him that he would never actually do something like that. We were all wrong.

 

I don't think Chris was ever aware of why the game was recalled, nor do I think he's ever thought about it since he bought it. Which begs the question of how exactly he got his hands on a copy in the first place.

 

Did he buy it when it came out (in 2004), or during the Classic Era when he was trying to prove his heterosexuality to the trolls?

 

He probably would have to have been bought in in 2004 because the game was recalled shortly after.

Infact, it isn't just the underage teen that was exploited, the adult women were also not aware that they the footage was going to be used in a game or anything and in a lot of states and countries, there are laws coming out against distribution of porn of adults created non-consensually which this would be considering that it wasn't informed consent.

 

Holy shit, that is horrible.
And just a reminder that this - and shecameforcwc - happened without the influence of trolls. Chris has always been a crazy pervert.

 

Do we really want to know?

 

He went to the store (which he wasn't banned from in those days) and bought a copy.

 

It would have to be almost immediately after it came out too since the game was recalled very shortly after when the teen and her family realized she was in the game.

 

I actually looked into it, because during the sixth generation of consoles (PS2, XBox, and GameCube), he actually hated the PS Double Ballin' just as much as his more infamous hatred for the HEX-BAWX simply due to being competitor systems for the GameCube and nothing else. From the Cwcki article for the PS3...

The Guy Game was released on August 2004 before quickly being pulled off of shelves (yes, I checked. Typing in "The Guy Game" on Google or other sites still scares the shit out of me, simply due to the possibility of being put on some watchlist). The Guy Game also never had a GameCube release* (something GameCube owners that are not Chris Chan are very relieved about), so there's a possibility that Chris may have somehow bought a copy through some dubious black market shit even after the recalls.

Spoiler: *off topic

This was possibly because the sleazeball behind The Guy Game, Jeff Spangenburg (God, even that name gives me sleazy pervert vibes) refuse to put it on the fabulous purple lunchbox just to spite Nintendo for firing him from his own game company Retro Studios, because apparently he thought it was a good idea to run a softcore porn site on servers payed for by Nintendo's own money, complete with time stamps on his dirty screenshots showing that he was doing this shit during work hours when he was supposed to be working on Metroid Prime.
And no, I'm not making any of that shit up.

 

Damn, that makes it even worse if he somehow got the game through other means and actually seeked it out

 

To be fair in 2004 Chris was in full attraction sign mode (minus the sign) here's some of his activities in August that year, needless to say, Chris was pretty preoccupied with jerking off at the time so it makes sense that he would buy The Guy Game at release.

 

God, I am having flashbacks of his Adam and Eve purchases. Adam and Eve isn't even a really good online sex shop. I heard horror stories of people having porn catalogues sent to them after ordering from them, definitely not discrete.

It seems though that a lot of purchases were using his rewards points and special offers. Even back in the early 2000s, it is still quite odd to have physical copies of porn, it was definitely becoming more odd around that time, especially due to the nature of the content where it would be more discreet to have it on your computer rather in a physical space IRL

One of them that struck me as odd was a Romance Roulette card game. Who would he play it with?

 

Chris has bought DLC to games he doesn't own so that doesn't surprise me

 

Yeah, he had a collection of porn DVDs to rival Barney Stinson. Even worse is when he tried to sell them off (for over $1000!) despite the high chance that there were traces of his navy on them.

Which could backfire on Chris - could those sex shop receipts eventually serve as court evidence against him? (Only half joking.)

I bet he STILL thought he had a chance with Megan (checking the CWCki, this was early 2008).

 

"Look at these receipts, Jack. Gushing Grannies Volumes 7 through 23."
"Dead to rights."

 

Disgusting and yet hilarious.

 

I wonder what the romance roulette game even entails, all I know is that there is cards and probably one of those spinners

Most sex games are pretty bad anyways

 

Best example would be, again, The Guy Game.