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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris playing Among Us would be pretty epic. Weens really should have organized a game.
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    which ween will kill Chris Chan
    in Among Us, of course
    there's an old joke that a deranged ween will one day kill CWC
     
  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It might remind him of the Liquid Chris saga.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So far there's been only one new letter (to Kengle) after the mystery facility.
     
  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I'm honestly surprised they're still letting him write. Then again, I remember some of the envelopes had a stamp saying 'jail does not inspect material', so they don't know what he's writing about or especially that he's consistently incriminating himself.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Looks like Chris sent art to "Praetor" from the Jail of Fail.

    Praetor Jail Art - CWCki

    Can you imagine how much worse the "Sonichu" comics could get if Chris ever resumed them, what with the blasphemous delusion of being Christ he clings to?
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    If he ever did I'm sure that would get him banned from multiple Middle Eastern countries (not like he's ever likely to go there).

    I believe GiBi (yeah I quote him a lot) once said that Chris believes that other Sonichu comics are written in other dimensions which he can communicate with, rather than writing them himself in this dimension. This means no more comics as long as he still believes in the merge.
     
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  8. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    FFS, can these idiots just stop trying to squeeze more milk out of the lolcow husk that is Chris Chan?
     
  10. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Oh god, new Chris content I now have to look at.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Weens just can't see that (1) there's not going to be "a new Clyde Cash", and (2) "Classic Chris" is gone.
     
  12. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    It should be noted that three of the drawings have the date "6 May 2022" on them, indicating that he sent these to them this month. Previously Praetor said that they would stop after the last lot, but now they're showing they'd still promote Chris's stuff when it's readily available.
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I admit I don't know too much about the Praetors or that much of post-Idea Guy Christory. As far as I understand they were just a bunch of weens trying to get attention for themselves off the back of Chris. Business as usual.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

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    CWCki says they're "enablers" - seems they helped reinforce the delusion in Chris' TV-fried brain that he really is some kind of pony "goddess", and of course that "da merge is on".

    They even humored Chris with a "professional" style presentation.

    Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020 - CWCki
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Oh God, I remember that. You can tell it was edited by weens because of the 'snarky captions' they added onto his speech.
     
  16. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Weens also have a less commonly mentioned trait of trying to hype themselves up at every possible opportunity, despite usually just being a fat neckbeard virgin living in a basement they don't pay for.
     
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Looks like chris is trying to do something something new person of interest.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Remember when Kengle wanted to turn "Christory" into an autistic business he was in on?

     
  19. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    I'd consider the Praetors as sort of like proto-carpetbaggers. They wanted to profit off of Chris's fantasies, while simultaneously trying ot help him out of his financial troubles, but only giving him a fration of what they make.
     
  20. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I know the CWCki puts them into different categories (like weens, A-logs and enablers) but they're honestly all just weens to me.
     
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