Legal Jail of Fail

The new mugshot is almost like AI-generated art.

(people over on KF are using AI to "zoom and enhance")

 

A hair cut would do him good.

 

seems Chris' hair is in better shape because:

1: no rotten seaweed color from trying to dye it "Battery-Charge Blue"

2: lack of daily fast food and TV dinners means better nutrition

Chris thinks he must have long hair because he thinks he's a "goddess" - or at least he did before the mystery facility.

(also likely because he thinks "hmm yeah all girls have da long hair")

 

The biggest difference to me is his facial expression.
August 2021: 'Everything's peachy, I'm gonna be out of here in a couple of days and back with my dearest Magi-Chan!'
May 2022: 'I am imprisoned in this mortal body...'

 

Yes.

Magi-Chan.

 

It's very wat that the Snyder incident - that @Cyan went to the trial of - was already over a decade ago.

 

I remember thinking then that the outcome of the trial could've taken Chris off the path of the Life of Fail.

Around 10 years later, he was "healing" Barb and wound up in jail.

 

Fuck, there is so much to unpack here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel that listing Chris as male has probably sent the Farms into a 'spergfest of "SEE CHRIS IS MALE BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO GENDERS AND BOYS PENISES R N GIRLS VAGINAS R N THE ES JAY TUBULYUS R N THE SNOWFLAX R N THE TRANS R N THE MENTAL ILLNESS R N THE REDPILLES R N BASED R!!!!"

Goddamn, Chris looks like he's in his late 60's now. Will this mark the beginning of the Boomer Saga? Will Chris spend all day watching Fox News and thinking that 13-year-olds are still Millennials? Will he comment with "ThEy CuLd NeVeR sHoW sOmEtHiNg LyKe ThIs On Tv ToOdAy" while watching a Mel Brooks movie.......on TV........that very day? Will he treat Sam Elliot memes, with quotes that Sam Elliot never said in or out of movies, as news sources?

The possibilities are endless if jail has turned Solid Chris into Old Chris.

 

The farms will be reeing about Chris's gender until the day the site shuts down.

 

Yeah, the Chris in jail threads are 90% sperging about trans stuff.

 

So... How's that dimensional merge coming along?

 

Such a bizarre thing to think about. Imagining an old Chris-chan just messes with your mind, like it's something that shouldn't exist. Like trying to imagine a triangle with four sides.

 

For the first time since Bob cut down the internet, chris now knows that actions have consequences.

 

Focusing on the most important things.

 

When Chris goes to prison he’ll probably go to some protective unit for creepy sex crimes and crazy people. Don’t think it will matter what gender they classify him as.

 

There's much talk on KF of that possibility.

Doped out on meds that could inhibit autistic thinking, he could be seeing that the merge isn't happening.

Or he's resentful that he can't resume the Life of Fail and "healing" Barb. The previous times he got locked up, he was soon released. But now? No "sudden return" to the "temple" of 14 BLC.

 

I guess there's no way to know unless/until he writes another letter.
Does he still believe he's Jesus?