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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    After years of feeding bloated delusions and obese ego, Chris may now be immune to real mental help.
     
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    It'd be funny to make a WH40K joke about that but in reality you may be right. Chris has probably delved too deep into his mind to really give a shit about anything in the real world, he's been addicted to his imagination for decades and there isn't really anything he cared too much about besides that even before he was sent to jail.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

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    Oh wow, we get a photo of him with his jail uniform. LOL he looks like the Hamburgler.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

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    Looks like a different photo too because the stripes are more aligned.
     
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    It's certainly a better Hamburgler costume than the one he actually made
     
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    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    cwcjailphotomay3.jpg

    This is the highest quality photo I can find, found via VINELink (not on mobile)

    may3jailconfirmed.PNG
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    Looks like Chris really is back in the Jail of Fail. Also not as fat or smug this time.
     
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    Wow. He's not looking so good. A year in confinement has taken its toll.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

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    Had he not "healed" Barb - and especially not derped about it to others - that would've been avoided.
     
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    I guess it's finally dawned on him that he's not going to be reunited with his LEGOs and MLP figurines.
     
  12. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Optimistic to suppose, but it almost seems like it's sinking in.
     
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    I'm not sure if it's just me, but on the plus side it does look like he's lost some weight. Granted he's kind of forced to lose weight since there's no McDonalds in jail but still.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

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    The days of almost daily fast food may be gone.
     
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    if he was in the psych ward at the hospital, then his diet would have been monitored by a dietitian
    I'm also assuming he was stuffed full of psych meds

    if weens put money on his commissary books, he could fatten back up again
     
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    His sleeves blend into the background, it looks like he's a double amputee, mind you if he lost both his arms he wouldn't be able to get on the internet.
     
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    A side-by-side comparison of the 2 booking photos with Chris in the uniform could be interesting to see.
     
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    I'd argue that he looks a little better. His hair looks better without all that nasty hair dye and he's slimmed out quite a bit.
    He doesn't look healthy but he never really has tbh
     
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