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FB 5/11 - Chris in the running for Best Local Minor Celebrity (6/3 - Chris lost, mad at trolls)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, May 11, 2017.

  1. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I was kind of disappointed that most of the Chris-related entries were removed, honestly, this whole thing was some of the most Chris-related fun I've had in a very long time. I mean, it would be easy to just keep spam-voting, but now it just feels like there's no point in doing so. I also still believe that Chris should be in the local minor celebrity category, because he has more of a claim to it than any other person nominated.

    I mean, if we coordinated a little bit, we could probably make sure that Chris wins on the final day or two by mass voting a single entry, but the chances of that happening are slim.
     
  2. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    It's a shame when they overdo it for the rest of us. Certainly Chris belong in that category and only that category.
     
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  3. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Nominations are now closed. Final ballot shall be revealed on May 31.
     
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  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    OH BOY HERE WE GO

    GET READY FOR CHRIS TO RAGE OVER FACEBOOK
     
  5. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    With the comic restarted, I am not going to hold my breath.
     
  6. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    Shit, I forgot about this.
    What categories was Chris still in before it closed?
     
  7. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    I'll be kind of durprised if he wins anything.
     
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  8. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    There was a terrible Chris joke in pretty much every category, but here's a post I made a few days before voting closed:
     
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  9. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    To be fair, some of the jokes were pretty good, then there was the guy who just put Christine Weston Chandler in every category.
     
  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    So we have to make Clyde the local minor celebrity right?
     
  11. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    And the butt hurt begins.
     
  13. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I was expecting him to get mad at the people running the nominations, not us. Well, I was expecting him to get angry at both sides to be honest. To be fair, he is right, we did handle the thing pretty stupidly, but it was all in fun.
     
  14. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    CWC: "Vote for me, my personal army!"
    CWC: "You morons! You voted for me too much!"

    Also, I'm fairly sure that the organizers did a check on each of the contestants while the final ballot was being made. Therefore, Christine didn't have much of a chance anyway.
    Organizer A: "Alright, Natalie McIntosh... lessee... [google search 'natalie mcintosh'] ah, she won the Weird Talent Contest awhile back for being able to spin a spoon on her elbow."
    Organizer B: "Christine Weston Chandler. Not sure I've heard of her before...
    [google search 'christine weston chandler']... oh my lord."
     
  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I was expecting something a bit angrier, considering his ego was the driving force behind this whole ordeal.
     
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  16. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Well, I don't really think he cared much about it. It wasn't like he would win an actual prize if he won in any category, unlike the other contests he has entered. He also didn't seem particularly invested, since he only made twp posts on Facebook about the contest (as far as I know). I think the only prize might have been bragging rights, which he kind of won because he's well known enough with a devoted enough following that the entire contest was messed up for a couple of days, or fame. He already has more fame, for better and for worse, than pretty much everyone in the contest. He had nothing to gain from winning.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    It's almost as if Chris has some kind of egotism from winning some TV sweepstakes decades ago which demands winning.
     
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  18. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Fuck you Chris. I didn't vote once so I think you didn't deserve to win shit in the first place.

    That pickles smug reply tweet is the kind of shit that made him trigger off the mace for that instant in the blarm crusades.
     
  19. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Gratitude when not getting what one wants seems to be a foreign concept to Chris.