FB 4/5 - Fearful of working

Alexa and Kim are right - if Chris is really in financial trouble he should go through DARS and start applying for jobs. Of course he won't do so because he'd rather beg, get people to buy overpriced stuff from him on eBay and even prostitute himself than get an honest job. I guess his failed Wendy's job really scarred him, or like everyone else has said he's unbelievably lazy.

 

Cake farts was on you Chris, don't blame us for that.

 

I thought the Jackie cake cost $9? You don't need to take inflation into account when talking about christorical events, Chris.

 

I have a friend who's trans and has major depression and he was able to work as a back room person in Target. A lot of places honestly do not give a shit who or what you are as long as you do the god damn job.
We can theorycraft what'll happen when Barb inevitably dies. Does SS survivor benefits count towards adult children? Does Barb have some sort of life insurance policy? I'm wondering how much of a windfall Chris would get when she dies (wouldn't it be funny if fucking Cole Smithy inherited everything instead)

 

But remember, Strewth, HE DAWS PUT EFFART IN DA....AN......EVERYTHING!!

Do you think that it will be a hard reboot (Crisischu on Infinite CWCvilles) or a soft reboot (Flashpointchu)?

 

Chris did embarrassing crap over and over for trolls, not learning a single thing each time. Now he does embarrassing crap on his own, but still blames stuff he did for trolls on trolls.

 

he puts effort into everything... unless its a lot of work.

 

Chris's friends respond to his rants.





He's still insisting on using the lie that the stamps were sold to pay bills, despite it being torn to shreds.

Afterwards, he reposted the link to his $1,000 stamp album, but instead of offering a chance to win shirts with his game avatar, he's flat-out begging.

 

I wonder if Kim chuckles to herself after she posts her comments to Chris, she is probably my favourite subtle troll.

 

Gotta love how Kim and Jessica call him out on his bullshit with clear reasoning and he continues with his half-baked scheme regardless. It's very Alec Benson Leary-esque.

 

We're witnessing an epic moment, where Chris' Facebook friends get fed up with his shit. I feel honoured to witness this.

ALL HAIL KIM!

 

Meh, probably not. At this point, most of the friends Chris has on FB are either:
a) His enablers/white knights, who will asspat him and tell him he's never wrong, thus, he'll learn nothing
b) People like Kim, who will call him out on his shit, but will never defriend him in order to keep her subtle trolling going.

 

If Kim is really trolling, then this is the longest slow-burn in trolling history. I applaud her for keeping it going for so long, because most of us would have pulled the trigger by now and tried to fish for more insane content.

 

That's always been Kim's MO, from what I remember. She has trolled Chris, but made it very subtle.

Basically, she trolls him not in a way that screams out "JULAY!" or "HUR DUR, CHRIS, SHOVE YOUR MEDALLION UP YOUR ASS!" but more in that she just calls Chris out on his constant BS, though with the guise of "I'm doing this for your own good, as a friend..."

 

This. Kim stuck around for multiple hit-and-runs, sex tapes, and the Un-Clit. She's not gonna leave unless Chris gets mad and cusses her out on Messenger or something.

 

"Kim" is also "Emily" who was rescued by the Pickle suited man, so she is a very long term figure in Christory. Can "Kim" be considered a troll though? She pretty much just tells Chris the undiluted facts of the matters at hand.

 

But she did help Chris meet Kacey, right? I mean, surely she knew what she was setting up, right? I think that makes her a troll.

 

Someone can correct me, but I don't think Emily/Kim had anything to do with Kacey getting involved with Chris.

 

In Chris's eyes, anyone who criticizes his choices is a troll or otherwise pushing the Hurtful Truth Level.