Favorite Movie Quotes

I like to interpret this as Seagal wanting to steal every birthday cake to feed his already enormous girth.
Steven Seagal is basically a Like Like from The Legend of Zelda series, except he eats cakes and cookies as well as shields.

 

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
(Technically a book quote, but it's also in the movie, so it counts.)

 

"What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

 

I'm Dr. Josef Heiter, retired, but still very well known as the leading surgeon in separating Siamese twins. Six months ago, I designed a never-seen operation, not separating any more but creating. I transformed my three Rottweilers into a beautiful three-hound construction. Good news, your tissues match. So, I'll explain this spectacular operation only once. We start with cutting the ligamentum patella, the ligaments of the kneecaps, so knee extension is no longer possible. Pulling from "B" and "C" the central incisors, lateral incisors and canines from the upper and lower jaws, the lips from "B" and "C," and the anus of "A" and "B," are cut circular along the border between skin and mucosa, the mucus cutaneous zone. Two pedicelated grafts are prepared and lifted from the underlying tissue. The shaped incisions below the chins of "B" and "C" up to their cheeks connecting the circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," connecting the pedicelated grafts to the chin-cheek incisions from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," creating a Siamese triplet, connected via the gastric system. Ingestion by A, passing through B, to the excretion of C. The human centipede, first sequence.

 

"DUN DUN DUN DUN (TIMES INFINITY)" - ToRgO's ThEmE - mAnOs: ThE hAnDs Of FaTe

 

“ the circumstances of one’s birth is irrelevant it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are” - Mewtwo

 

"Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive. Myself." - Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!" - Jack Black destroying 4chan, A Minecraft Movie

 

Famous last words for that site until it comes back, if they ever bother to bring it back or just let the other thousands of derivative Chans take the mantle.

 

4chan has been around for almost 22 years. A person born when it started could be old enough to drink, in USA.

 

Those poor people who work in theaters having to clean up after everyone makes a mess during the Chicken Jockey scene. That’s the only bad thing to come out of that meme

 

Doesn't help that the director encouraged the behavior which honestly is just a dick move.

 

Probably because he figured encouraging the memes is how he knew he would get people to see it. Otherwise it is a mediocre kids movie.

 

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new, an extra-ordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: 'Anyone can cook.' But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more." - Ratatouille

 

SUCK MAH DICK!
-knife wielding robber from Godfrey Ho's Undefeatable, upon pulling out his knife in response to a cop using karate on a gun wielding robber.

 

"Beneath the skin, we are already one. Was it not your sin trapped the unicorn? Even now, the evil seed of what you have done germinates within you" - Tim Curry as Darkness, Legend (aka The Legend of Zelda created a full year before The Legend of Zelda)

 

Wrong source. Everyone knows it's a line from that loaf of sapient bread from a Christian kid's Bible show.

 

"YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY, AND WE WILL SPEND IT ON DRUGS!" - Mastodon's message to the audience, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters

 

"GENTLEMEN, WHERE ARE YOU???"
-Dr. Weird, farting out his ass as Steve hides away.

 

This entire exchange between Bea Arthur and Mel Brooks is a favorite quote.
(Happy belated 99th birthday, Mel!)