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Favorite Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Films' started by bungholio, Jan 20, 2017.

  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Damn brah, that was deep....
     
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    Harrison Gentleman Old-School Gentleman

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    "First I had your blood and now I have your sperm!"
    -Niki, Urotsukidoji I: Legend of the Overfiend

    "What the fuck?!"
    -Faust Munchausen II, Urotsukidoji III: Return of the Overfiend

    The old 90's dubs of the Urotsukidoji series are a treasure trove of "So Bad It's Good" movie quotes.

    Some more campy early 90's anime dub quotes...

    "FUCK AND PISS!"
    -Angel Cop

    "If this is justice, then I'm a banana!"
    -Angel Cop


    "She's all frozen up! She's going into shock!"
    "She'll thaw if you stick a finger in her ass."
    -Mad Bull 34
     
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    Luna Well-Known Member

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    The entire 1995 film Hackers. Just all of it.

     
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  4. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    If we're doing anime:



    The title's a mis-print btw. It should read "Best line ever in anything"

    More seriously, I'm quite fond of Wesley's quote at the end of Wanted, fresh after killing Morgan Freeman from halfway across a city and delivering a short monologue about taking back control: "So what the fuck have you done lately?"
     
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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I don't care what anyone says, UHF was a funny movie.
     
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    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

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    (soldiers attempt to kill nearly-invincible space phlegm by dropping explosives down the manhole it's in, ground shakes soon after)
    "I think you pissed it off ... " - The Blob
     
  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    From the 1982 version of The Thing:
    (Butt ugly spider version of the thing is attempting to scuttle out of the room, Palmer sees him first)
    Palmer: You've got to be fucking kidding....
     
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    Luna Well-Known Member

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    What does God need with a starship?
     
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    MerriedxReldnahc The Gayest Gay Man Who Ever Gayed in CWCville

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    Don't you know it's bad luck to let retarded people into your home? -Polyester
     
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    "STAWP GEHNGING UP AHN MEEEEEE!" -Denny, The Room
     
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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Every single line in Kung Pow
     
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    "Ahv caaarhse!" - Bane, The Dark Knight Rises
     
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    CWCki Jeff ★★★

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    "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA" - Bill "CIA" Wilson, The Dark Knight Rises
     
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    Assimilate this! - Worf, Star Trek First Contact
    Andrei, you've lost another submarine? -Dr. Pelt, end of The Hunt for Red October
     
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    "I am a meat popsicle" - Corbin Dallas, The Fifth Element
     
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    Everything that comes out of Reese Witherspoon's mouth in the movie Freeway, but specifically 2:47-2:52
     
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    "I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry!" - John Matrix, Commando (1985)
     
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    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    @2:06
    How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?
     
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    Scudworth: "When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons."