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Favorite Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Films' started by bungholio, Jan 20, 2017.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    I like to interpret this as Seagal wanting to steal every birthday cake to feed his already enormous girth.
    Steven Seagal is basically a Like Like from The Legend of Zelda series, except he eats cakes and cookies as well as shields.
     
  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
    (Technically a book quote, but it's also in the movie, so it counts.)
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"
     
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  4. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I'm Dr. Josef Heiter, retired, but still very well known as the leading surgeon in separating Siamese twins. Six months ago, I designed a never-seen operation, not separating any more but creating. I transformed my three Rottweilers into a beautiful three-hound construction. Good news, your tissues match. So, I'll explain this spectacular operation only once. We start with cutting the ligamentum patella, the ligaments of the kneecaps, so knee extension is no longer possible. Pulling from "B" and "C" the central incisors, lateral incisors and canines from the upper and lower jaws, the lips from "B" and "C," and the anus of "A" and "B," are cut circular along the border between skin and mucosa, the mucus cutaneous zone. Two pedicelated grafts are prepared and lifted from the underlying tissue. The shaped incisions below the chins of "B" and "C" up to their cheeks connecting the circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," connecting the pedicelated grafts to the chin-cheek incisions from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," creating a Siamese triplet, connected via the gastric system. Ingestion by A, passing through B, to the excretion of C. The human centipede, first sequence.
     
  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    "DUN DUN DUN DUN (TIMES INFINITY)" - ToRgO's ThEmE - mAnOs: ThE hAnDs Of FaTe