YouTube Chris roleplays as Magi-Chan

For a second, I thought the thread title said "Chris cosplays as Megan"

 

dudes, this is really concerning. Look at his eyes, has he been just up for days or is his insanity finally starting to degrade his body?

 

I say it's a combination of both.

 

Boy, Magi-Chan has similar speech pattern to Chris.

For real though, Chris' lack of grasp of reality is scaring me

 

No that’s what he does the rest of the time.

 

Chris just wants to play pretend doesn’t he?

 

It is probably the combination of thinking to hard and constipation taking effect.

 

"Quote Me, The Ordinary settle with their jobs, while the Extraordinary continue on." - CWC after nearly 4 decades of TV

 

Holy fuck the hair. What the fuck is up with that hair?

 

Sometimes women just have bad hair days

 

Lack of shampoo and basic hygiene.

 

It’s been concerning for a while now, we’re basically watching a train about to hit a car and we can’t look away.

Spoiler: Serious time

It makes me really sad to know that the Chris show is ending, and it won’t be happy. Barb is going to die very soon and best case scenario Chris becomes a ward of the state and spends the rest of her life tweeting and facebooking in a assisted living facility talking about her purple hedgehog husband to nurses who will become her only contact with real people. Her half-siblings are completely gone at this point, Anna, Waterman, his MLP friends and his LGBT friends might visit occasionally, but most likely not. The only happiness Christorians will have is Chris is eating and sleeping somewhere where she’s safe and taken care of, and hey, we might get some content. Worst case scenario, when Barb dies the bank swoops in and kicks Chris out on the street, (remember, 14bc is on a reverse mortgage, meaning Chris can’t inherit the house) the state of Virginia doesn’t acknowledge Chris needs help (some states will justify anything to not have to provide services) and Chris is homeless and would probably be dead within a year. Chris sucks at begging online, imagine having to beg on the streets. Silver lining in this scenario is Chris might get fucking ARRESTED and can be in jail/mental institution where at least she’ll remain alive.
Those are the options, there is no “Chris can work and McDonalds and get a cheap apartment.” The reality is Chris can’t and never will be able to be self sufficient. There’s nothing we can do to help.
We knew this was how it would end (except for 14bc, I was expecting Chris to inherit that from Borb) and we still followed him for over a decade.
All we can do now is pray, pray that Chris ends up in assisted living.)

 

The topic of life after Barb is a sad and interesting subject that has been discussed more and more as Chris decedents into madness. To avoid repeating things that I may have already written, I'll throw out some possibilities that people may not have considered.

• Chris packs up the remaining car goes on a road trip. Spurn on by the death of his mother Chris imparts on a magical adventure around the nation spending the remaining money on fast food and stealing from gas stations in perhpas your own home town. The saga ends with slow motion police case on I 405.
• Barb dies and Chris hides her body under the house. I know a bit morbid but there are a lot of cases where people cash their dead parents social security checks for years. Depending on how aware Chris is about the revers mortgage he made do this to say in the house.
• Chris moves into an abandoned building and becomes a hermit. After getting kicked out of the house Chris may choose to live in a condemned building, I know this is essentially the same as the hobo Chris prediction but Chris very well may move into the Dejarnette Sanitarium, he already knows where it is.
• Chris barricades himself in the horde to fight The Man. The bank will try evict Chris but he wouldn't leave; anticipating the police Chris barricades the doors with moldy boxes of random crap and perhpas dusts off Bob's mythic guns, if they exist. From here three things could happen. The police kick down the doors / kick out a window and arrest Chris. The police give up and Chris ends up living in a shit fort. The police give up, the state condemn the building and bulldoze it with Chris inside.