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Twitter Chris buys a treadmill for $10

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Pibot, Dec 13, 2018.

  1. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    3 miles per hour / 60 minutes per hour = .05 miles a minute
    .05 miles a minute x 5 minutes = .25 miles

    The average American adult walks about 3 miles a day. Doctors recommend 5 miles a day.

    But hey, baby steps.
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    1. Why buy a treadmill if you're going to be a god 'soon'?
    2. There's enough room in the chandler household for a treadmill?
    3. Chris could maneuver a treadmill into the house to whatever nook it could fit into?
    4. Will this exacerbate chris's headaches/numbness problem? Let's watch and find out.
     
  3. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    1.) Maybe deep down in Chris’s mind he knows the merge isn’t really happening and he should probably start taking better care of himself. Or maybe the $10 price tag was too much for a hoarder to resist.
    2.) According to the photographic evidence, yes. I’m astounded.
    3.) I honestly have no idea, I also cannot believe that Chris took it apart and put it back together, but he says he “set it up.” I guess if Chris REALLY wants something, he’s more capable than we give him credit for.
    4.) Probably. I still think the headaches are from a lack of non-sugar water in his daily intake. Exercise would make that worse.
     
  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    He'll use it once then forget about it. Who needs physical fitness when you have ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!
     
  5. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    Soon it will be swallowed by the hoard and never mentioned again.
     
  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Reminds me of the Kacey calls where he’s talking about “power walking” and she’s berating him for being a lazy fatass. He’s like “I’m working my way up to running”.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    For entertainment, he wants over $8000 worth of stuff from a list that looks like it was made by a first grader.

    For exercise, a $10 used treadmill will do.
     
  8. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    My sweetbolt keeps saying when she sees him in a video over my shoulder now and then these days that he is looking healthier and his skin is much more flush. So, to account for these changes, I'm moving my estimates up for his life expectancy to the early 60's now that he's got a Goodwill treadmill on hand for every day he doesn't want to go all the way to the gym for an in-place calorie burn.

    Good for you, Chris...
     
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  9. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Finally, the sequel to Sonichu's edge is almost here!
     
  10. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Awww he bought Barb a coat rack.
     
  11. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Whoa, bravo sir. xD
     
  12. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    LOL. You mean "Bravo, ma'am". XD
     
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