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Chick Tracts

Discussion in 'Comics/Art' started by Cyan, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    Especially when they turn to the side and their eyes become featureless white voids.
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  2. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    fuck, that girl looks like she is possessed lol

    Jesus fucking Christ look at that face goddamn!
     
  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Whenever Chick Tracts use kids in their tracts, it just reminds me of all of the kids from the documentary "Jesus Camp"...
     
  4. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I feel bad for those kids, they are too young to know what they are being brought into
     
  5. Flame the Sunbird

    Flame the Sunbird Well-Known Member

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    That kid with the baseball is my fave thing about that comic. He straight up looks like he's tripping on acid at the fucking playground.
     
  6. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I can see that, these guys made the same mistake that Chris did with sonee and rosey (tried too hard to make them cute and they look creepy) the result doesn't make me go "awwww" but "HAHAHAHA"
     
  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  8. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    In the mid 1990s we had a neighbor that passed Chick Tracts with candy for Halloween. The lady was insane and today would be considered LOLcow she spoke with a bad fake posh English accent until you pissed her off then she spoke in West Virginian dialect. Anyway this would piss off the kids so they would throw them out or rip them up so by the next day there was a trail leading from her house of discarded tracts. I wish I had kept at least one but I always threw them out. Her house was always vandalized that night.
     
  9. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    kinda reminds me of the King of the Hill episode with the crazy christian woman who wanted to ruin halloween
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So it looks like the colored ink used on the covers of JTC tracts dissolves in water.

    The colored ink can then run and stain the pages inside.

    (seems someone left copies of "The Greatest Story Ever Told" in a park and the sprinkler system soaked them)
     
  11. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Jen of Fundie Fridays had a really good episode on the history of Chick Tracts and how his mental health really deteriorated as he got older.

     
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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I like how atheists were making fun of one tract and a Christian character said Christians are the losers of this world
    the atheists were like, wow, even we aren't that mean
     
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  13. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I like how the kid grew up murdering a bunch of people all because he believed in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy and stuff

    Also, mandated reporters? What are those?
     
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  14. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I can never forget the one Chick tract where a man ended up going to hell because a demon disguised itself as Colonel Sanders or the one with a new age healer that would look more like some neo futuristic KKK villain from a 90's Judge Dredd or Punisher comic. Also can't forget getting one of these from a guy passing them out at the bus stop of a community college I used to attend.
     
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  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Colonel Sanders - Somebody Goofed
    New Age healer - The Last Generation