A thread where Ms. Mowz (and sometimes One Too Many) mock VG Cats

They were the greatest trolls against weeaboos. They will be greatly missed.

 

onigiri JELLY FILLED DONUTS

 

Best part was when Brock called them rice balls in a later episode.

 

lol

(also should "wat" be added to the tags?)

 

I still stand by my word that 4Kids was the best thing to happen to anime, simply because they pissed off these filthy degenerate pedophiles

 

lol a (disturbing) "Chris Chan" photo is used as the video thumbnail

Spoiler

(you may want to spoiler that because of the video thumbnail)

 

I'm gonna be honest, I'm just skimming most of these comics because WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS

 

Chris really is a real life Saturday morning cartoon character, not only in action but in form.

Maybe that is why he wants the "Dimensional Merge" to happen: he wants to go home to Toon Town?

 

I have no idea why so many webcomic authors seem to think that "more words is better" in a visual medium like comics. Only explanation is that their too lazy to even bother with backgrounds, and put in much as text as possible to hide their artistic shortcomings (which usually results in the opposite effect).
Granted, I think it's even worse when Scott does it, because of just how infrequently he updates (not to mention that he openly insults his own fan base for criticizing his terrible work ethic).

 

Reminds me of the "Sonichu" comics.

It's also like how Dobson thinks "more lines always means more detail" in drawing.

 

Spoiler: VG Cats, part 27

That's a lot of words just for the "punchline" of "Space Pirates throw weak claw at Samus".

LOL MARIO PARTY IS GAY LOL BIRDO'S A TRANNY LOL

LOL MMOS AND FPS GAMES EVEN THOUGH I MADE SEVERAL COMICS ABOUT PLAYING BOTH OF THEM

What game is this even supposed to be, Scott? Is this just some shitty flash game you got paid to shill for like Raid: Shadow Legends?

LOL FAT GUY FALL DOWN

The only funny thing about this one is how, thanks to Scott drawing shit like Jack Thompson having a stick up his ass as a baby and Hillary Clinton giving him a blowjob, in addition to the comic Jack asking if he can get a real question after what is pretty much a petty insult, Scotty boy has unironically made Jack Thompson seem like the more reasonable one.
Shame on you, Scott, for making me defend someone like Jack Thompson.

 

I have trouble figuring out what the joke of the third one is. Or any of them, for that matter. Add that to the fact that I don't get a lot of these references, It feels like a comic you'd see in a dream- no point, no real punchline, no sense, it just... goes.

 

It's almost as if this type of "topical" "humor" is 100% guaranteed to become dated to the point where the vast majority of the internet's population won't even get it, either by forgetting what the "topical" subject even is or if somebody reading this wasn't even really alive back then.

Spoiler: VG Cats, part 28

"OMG ROSEMARY SO ANNOYING OMG NAKED OMG I DON'T UNDERSTAND POST-MODERNISM!"

Serious question: why do so many of these webcomic authors think anyone would want to read about the "WACKY HIJINX" of their self inserts?

Punchline: domestic violence.

LOL RIVER CITY RAMPAGE LOL HE SAID BARF LIKE IN VIDYA LOL

Guys, what if the Ninja Turtles are the KKK? Wait, why are you walking out that door?

What if Captain Planet but with gamers?

 

This Scott guy may like violence a lot.

 

Spoiler: VG Cats, part 29

Ignoring the dumb non-jokes about the Hexbawx and PS Triple Ballin' that last for one panel, and take note of the fact that Scott devoted three panels to his dumb fanboy rant on how Nintendo BETRAYED him (complete with thinking the Wii remote looks like a penis, and not just a remote. Gamers need to get their rotting brains out the fucking gutter). Really, it all just reminds of that time when Spoony ran around E3 screaming "BETRAYAL" like a retard over the new X-COM game. And BTW, Scott, having to buy more controllers for other players is just a problem with gaming in general, not something exclusive to Nintendo. Dumbass.

Oh dear god. This one just went from "LOL SNAKE IS OLD NOW" to "LOL OLD MAN DIES OF VIAGRA AND GETS A BONER". A comic that has two of Scott's anti-punchlines at once.

Okay, we get it, Scott. You hate online multiplayer. Why are you trying to make me repeat myself with that stupid "GAMECUBE NOT HAVING ONLINE SUX" rant you did that contradicts your opinions on online gaming?

Guys, what if Full Metal Alchemist met Harry Potter?
Oh wow, a "joke" around Tom Nook being a deranged landlord. I've never seen that one a million times before.

LOL XD ROFL LOL THE GRAY CAT IS GETTING CHILDREN TO SUCK HIS DICK! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?! WAIT, WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE POLICE?!

 

VG Cats comics may get rather perverted.

 

I think everyone needs to get their mind out of the gutter these days. Like fucking hell, people are so goddamn horny. Please do not let me know what you think of Ankha, just keep that shit in private.

Honestly, I don't know where this "Tom Nook is a loan shark" joke even came from. Doesn't he let you wait as long as you want to pay off your debt, and also let you place anything you want inside your house? I want a landlord like that.

Wait what the fuck? The grey cat is a nonce? OH WAIT A MINUTE, look at his costume. I think it's a joke about pedophile priests.

 

I think sexuality itself isn't inherently bad. Depends on what it is.