10/7 I am recovering; I am well; I am not going to kill myself; life goes on, and my work resumes

Wow, too real. I love it.

 

To bad fishing reqiures the proper equipment, patience and bait. All chris does is attempt to fish with dynamite but throws in a firecracker.

 

Oh, is that what he's doing? I thought he was using his hands.

 

Nah. Chris throws the rod, reel, and worms in the water and expects the fish to bait, hook, and reel themselves in.

 

Eyyy, there we go.

 

chris actually get his hands dirty? Shurly you jest... although he did manage to get enough genetic material into the freezer...

I just threw up in my mouth.

 

Not sure what this "Shurly" gal said, but I was being serious. You can see it on my face. For one thing, this is water we're talking about, so his hands won't get dirty anyway. Second of all, nobody else will give him the fish that he wants so much, so even he knows he has to do something. An indicator of this is his renewed interest in Doopie and whatnot. Now, whether or not he's getting his hands dirty in the right way is up for debate (READ: It's not, he's still doing it wrong.)

We don't talk about the freezer around here...

 

chris is going to be just fine guys..