10/5 - Quinn's FB deactivated

I thought it was a video game, but I agree. if it's any consolation, I doubt this can ever be Bluespike 2.0, since Chris has yet to get hurt from this.

 

Considering that chris just got dumped after riding high on his 'empathy skills' for weeks, and not going to his MLP dates with her, I think he's hurting enough. Its not the threat of getting a call from Chris Hansen but this has got to be high up there on his pain index.

 

The thing is though, this whole thing, as I said, kept blurring the lines between real and troll. It seemed like whenever info would come out that would make you go "Oh, well see, it's a troll, obviously...", things would happen that would make it seem like she was genuine. Then, just when you'd go "Wow, so JQ is an actual genuine person..." then something would happen to make you think "Well, shit, maybe she *is* a troll...."

 

At the risk of White Knighting, I feel bad that this trolling (?) scheme happened so close to the premiere of the My Little Pony movie that Chris will forever associate the two events. His life is shitty enough as it is that he may as well have fun at his shitty little cartoon.

 

At this point, Chris' heart might be shattered enough and he may feel the need to "Crash into slumber" that he might not even go see the movie this weekend. Yeah, it would be fucked up that this is all because of a bunch of dipshit weens.

 

If he does go see the MLP movie he'll insantly snap back into happy smug Chris. The same thing happened when he went to Bronycon during the Doopie fiasco, after all.

 

That is true. Sometimes it's easy to forget how Chris can go from "Heartbroken, mopey, depressed" Chris to "Smug, happy, derpy" Chris.

 

and if he goes to the movie with a chip on his shoulder we could still get that freakout we were expecting.

 

Especially if any dipshit weens decide to still show up to fuck with him.

 

Two stray observations. 1. Chris has been interacting with trolls for a decade now. If he thought that there would be a positive fallout from the Kiwi Farms Q & A, we're in for another decade of this cycle.
2. Assuming Jessica isn't a troll and that this sudden turn of events isn't part of her endgame, she's almost as dumb as Chris thinking that she could align herself this publicly with Chris and think that the trolls and weens wouldn't find her.

 

I don't judge these things off of people's feelings. As contradictory as that sounds. What I meant by that was that he wasn't convinced to shove anything into any specific orifices, or something like that.

Oops, I double-posted. SHIT-!!

 

So here's my thoughts on Jessica.
She was a sort of Anti-Troll who infiltrated Chris's Facebook and just kind of dicked with other Chris related people (Like Waterman) for a couple years before getting bored and deciding to genuinely troll Chris. She seems different than the other Trolls because she was just a random person and didn't drop any sweet details just letting us watched what happened through Chris.

 

This is literally giving trolls more content Chris, just let it go and take a breather....

 

>Intimidating
>Chris

 

She’s going to my lil pony with me.

 

Chris seems a little mad.

 

Ehh, you sure??