YouTube 10-26-2018: Dimentional Merge Announcement video

This was just uploaded. Pop some popcorn and let's watch this 15 minute insane rant.

Edits as I watch:
- Its kinda nice to see chris in a familiar good will style shirt and not some MLP merch shirt.
- Okay, so chris is making his own doomsday prediction (which he only notes as December 2018, with no exact day) and if we survive the world will be filled with all the fictional characters, including all the OCs every artist has ever created. Those of us who have spent time on Deviant Art know that would be the most terrifying thing ever. And apparently chris gets to decide who lives and who dies.
- chris thinks his headaches are a psychic connection to another world, and that jesus is a woman.
- He rambles on about how he'll soon have his super OP CWC-sonichu powers.
- Chris still has not had that technical help with his C64 he begged for.
- He believes he's the CPU goddess of the defunct C64 computer system.
- Chris tells us not to shoot our guns at the imaginary computer people.
- chris mentions his semi-recent twitter insanity that's related to CPUs, dimensions, and other shit, then does some weird ass mumbling and posing with his arms.
- He personally addresses Megan on a public forum then tells other people to not contact her. Chris ells megan to ignore the trolls contacting her, and that he wants back in her life despite knowing Megan's in a relationship. Chris then calmly tells megan that he's been married to his OCs for months.
- He further rambles about the comics version of Megan had her powers taken away and treats the character like she was a real person.
- he tries to impress Megan by telling her about the CPU character he invented that comics Megan became, and the Gamesindustri nation she leads (which just so happens to be next to CWCville in Virginia).
- He mentions a key or something that delivered to megan related to the sailor senshi powers. I'm not sure if he means it was sent to real megan or comic megan.
- Chris says everything he's said was super serious, then calls Megan a goddess. He later says that Megan should pray to herself.
- Chris says he wants to talk to Megan 'directly' and wants to get in contact with her again. Considering what chris implies by 'directly' I believe he means he wants to be in the same room with her again.
- He announces the end of the video 2 minutes early but still keeps rambling about how the world will start changing and video game people will start appearing. he also says that he's a super hero and will fight all the super bad video game villains that will appear too.
- Chris repeats that he's 'still learning the ropes of being a goddess' giving him wiggle room for when January creeps up and nothing happens he can go 'Oopsie, I guess I got the date wrong. I'll move that goalpost just a little. The end times are still coming!'

 

Jesus that tweet turned into a video. Unexpected development.

Minor disgust.

Edit: Half way through and I'm... Well goodbye ever knowing anything. I'm absolutely lost. I'll wait for a summary.

 

Alright, we need somebody to transcribe.

*touches own nose*

Not it!

 

Fucking I couldn't make it through the video. Not fucking it.

I'm not strong enough.

 

I was laughing my ass off so hard I could barely type. This shit was insane. XD

 

I'm just wondering if Chris is actually on Adderall. I've seen autism before, but this is beyond my comprehension...

 

I was on adderall in middleschool, and I can attest it helped me focus but didn't make 12 year old me anymore mature. So if anything its just giving chris a bigger attention span so he can focus on making more delusions. Seroquel or other anti psychotics might be a better fit for him, ones that are meant to help with hallucinations.

 

At this point electro shock might be to little to late.

 

Zappin' to the extreme indeed.

 

inb4 Chirs punches a random guy irl saying hes a super villain from another dimension.

 

The more I turn this over in my head, the more it looks like chris is trying will CWCville into reality. He doesn't want to live in a reality where he's a dumpy, cross dressing manbaby, he genuinely wants to be an OP Sonic OC with full control over the world... which if you'll forgive a bit of armchair psychology, sounds like a desperate and futile grasp for control in his life.

 

I was just joking in all the previous threads where I mentioned Crisis on Infinite CWCvilles or the Flashpointchu/New Fifty-chus reboots. I never thought Chris would start going down that route for real.

Then again, "I was just joking. I never thought Chris would actually do it" is kind of Christory in a nutshell, isn't it?

 

Chris never does what is expected. That's how Chris works.

 

Doomsday prediction, messiah complex, delusions of grandeur, etc.

Oh, Chris.

 

A. Those bags under his eyes, that can't be good...

B. What is that shirt? It's not the classic, but it's in the same style.

 

wow he looks deranged

[ultra optimistic] Maybe he'll come to his senses when The Merge doesn't happen?

 

I managed to watch the thing in its entirety. Should I be poisoning the punch and slipping on some Nikes or...?

Nah, he'd break out the pepper spray.

I doubt it. He might swear that the merge has happened...or make like every other cult leader in history and reset the date.

 

It's the weirdest set up for a LARP session I've ever heard of.