YouTube 1/21/2019 A message to everyone, and the Haters and Bullies

Chris barely is able to read a long, twitter rant he wrote about how the trolls are rebels against the alternate reality something something.

5:44 chris complains about how Trump's wall will take money out of the taxpayer's wallet when he's done the same for 20+ years.

 

Because these Youtube rants always worked before.

 

//AUTISTIC ASSAULT INCOMING//






Also Chris appropriates Dr. Marten Luther King Jr on his own holiday.

Spoiler: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

 

7:43 "...having to defend myself with my own wit and speed!"

He then goes on to say how he's magnanimous for being willing to forgive trolls who hated him the past. I don't think he's able to understand how condescending he is. I used to think chris was just a lazy, lazy shut in who watched cartoons all day who could get better if he was exposed to the world. The way he talks in this video shows the immaturity of a six year old in a nearly 40-year old body. A 6-year old plays pretend like this. A 6 year old has a room like his. His inability to learn, commit to improvements, or even carry basic responsibilities are that of a child.

I firmly believe he's retarded in some way. That's not a dig, the manlet is below average intelligence and will never rise above that disability. I used to hold out some hope that chris would get better, that he'd sit up one morning and go 'I'm nearly 40 and I live like THIS.' That hope's now as dead as Patti. Congrats chris, you snuffed out the optimism I had.

 

So the swing wildly for 30 seconds before having to stop for a rest and oxygen for 5 minuets then.

 

It appears he went from autistic Street Fighter to autistic Punch Out.

 

So tl;dr: "REEE!"?

 

Reality does too, what with its' "limits and shit" (read: cartoons aren't real).

 

This reminds me a lot of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address...if Lincoln was a retarded tranny and read his speech in a laundry room.

 

He's got a Chun Lee Little Mac within him

 

More like a Big Mac™

 

I was thinking more King Hippo, myself.

 

Its funny how King Hippo and chris have the same handle on voice inflection and nuances.

 

Chris is like a hungry, hungry hippo.

(also thirsty)

 

Thirsty like one of those drinking bird toys.

 

We've gone full circle boys! Good job!

 

Damn, this is some classic Chris action.

 

Whether it's Mary Lee Walsh ripping up Attraction Signs, or invariably female artists blocking him on Twitter, someone always opposes the "Love Quest."

 

LOL Chris on Twitter demanding he be unblocked by the people he’s stalking, I mean “following”. Says he’ll have another mental meltdown if they don’t. *grabs popcorn* can’t wait for this fresh CWC drama.