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Financhu Crisis 09/27 Chris Enters a Newgrounds Bowsette Contest to Win a Nintendo Switch

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Deleted User 0007, Sep 28, 2018.

  1. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I did that too honestly. He didn't follow the rules of the Supercrown thing and I just... If he won from some stupid reason I would've actually been livid.
     
  2. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    The highlights of Chris’s life are winning the Sonic sweepstakes and going to Bronycon. I’d say give him this win but he really phoned this one in. There’s also an off chance he loses and gets really worked up about it.
     
  3. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    No kidding. He did a terrible job in this contest.

    At least with the Sonic sweepstakes he followed the rules, so the win isn't unjustified. This? No way. He didn't follow the rules at all here so I'd say he has no right winning or even getting close to winning.
     
  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Not all that much. chris attention to rules and details has always been abysmal, making him face the consequences is something that should have been done decades ago. Now if you put an overly evil comment or "JULAAAYYYY" in then thats overly A-loging.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Call it a wild guess, but maybe Chris isn't exactly mentally healthy...
     
  6. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Chris is also a hypocrite since Chris said they hated Bowsette yet now they're joining a contest revolved around it. Yet I doubt Chris would've done the same if there was a BLARMS Sonic contest that involved a free console.

    What else is new though?
     
  7. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I wonder why Chris is going for the Switch instead of the cash prize though (sarcasm of course). Wouldn't the cash prize do more good since they need money or is Chris just content with e-begging?
     
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    According to the rules the cash prize is only if the winner lives somewhere that can not get the switch delivered to them.
     
  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Therefore it IS about the switch. Which means chris will be e-begging for games if he wins (but let's face it, he won't)
     
  10. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Nope. Instead Chris will be begging for the Switch.
     
  11. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    It’s still kinda funny that Chris has been able to win so much in these vidya contests. Ok granted the Guitar Hero and Parrappa contests were won (or almost won) for him via internet infamy. Doesn’t look like that’s happening this time though.
     
  12. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Don't forget that with the Parappa contest he used fake e-mails to vote for himself.
     
  13. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    He followed the rules in those contests unlike this one
     
  14. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Exactly. He didn't follow the rules at all. That's why he really doesn't deserve to win this contest.
     
  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Considering he's at a 2.1 star average I think we can say he ain't winning this one.

    Makes me wonder what chris was thinking when he submitted this. Did he not want to draw bowsette because his make believe husbando would be jealous or did chris just not read the rules of the contest because just was super focused on winning that oh-so-precious Nintendo Switch?
    Answer: doesn't matter. He'll prove that tard rage management class ain't working when he loses.
     
  16. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I think it was the latter. Chris rarely pays attention to rules. Even with the Parappa contest he broke some rules so it's obvious that he hyper focuses on winning.
     
  17. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Can we take time to appreciate the fact that the creator of the cringy character mash-up of yesterday entered a contest inspired by the cringy character mash-up of today with a cringy character mash-up from something that predates both this current cringy character mash-up and his?
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Going to take time to drink heavily and forget I ever saw any of that.
     
  19. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
     
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  20. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    guys i don't think chris will win