Legal Jail of Fail

Acting like Jesus is typical crazy, lots of people with delusions of grandeur believe that
they might ration paper, envelopes, and stamps at the Jail of Fail to control costs
I like that Chris is reading books, it's constructive compared to what he usually does, but who knows how he'll twist what he reads to fit his fantasies

 

"typical crazy" alone may not make crazy less crazy though...

 

yeah, it's still bad, but if you were the psychiatrist dealing with CWC, would you rather deal with something that's common or the mess that is CWC's mind

 

"cuck.swf" shows up 40% of the time when you try to access the site when you're a tremendous asshat and don't understand that being a creepy stalker is not welcome here.

It also happens when you piss off an admin.

 

He must be having a meltdown over missing Christmas and the best part is he has no one to blame for to but himself.

 

[rates Informative]

If Chris has no one to blame but himself, it may conflict with his "I'm flawless" ego, causing his brain to "crash into slumber", which could be how he thinks he's Jesus. In other words, Chris going turbo insane lately is his brain getting a "blue screen of death"?

 

IDK how Chris is parsing the fact that he's in jail right now, if it's the government playing kick the autistic or trolls messing with him or Null being Judas, or whatever
Chris rarely sees himself as the one to blame, which is why he's a manchild

 

It all depends on what Barb tells the cops.

 

"Jail of Fail" probably won't be the last classic Chris quote but there's a feeling of finality to it. It's like the perfect bookend to "and I just won".

 

"I shall return to the Sonichu Temple and ALL shall be forgiven.
I have read Revelations, yes. I Am God."

Considering that this is the quote of the now on the cwcki main page... well.now you have your answer.

 

phone call from the jail of fail

Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21) - YouTube

 

The pathetic tone gives me flash back to the Kacey calls.

 

When you were 7.

 

Me at the beginning of the Incest Saga: "Chris is in jail? Maybe they'll do a psych evaluation, and get the ball rolling in the mental health help he desperately needs.

*fast forward to now*

Me: "I wonder how Chris is doing?

Chris: "I'm da ru...ri.....reincarnation of da GodJesus."

Me: "Fuck."

 

"Chris constantly writes like he’s trying to reach the minimum word count in an essay"

- comment by Naberius on "Chris Chan’s 6th Insane Letter from Jail - YouTube"

 

Jealous of Christine’s penmanship.