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Financhu Crisis 09/27 Chris Enters a Newgrounds Bowsette Contest to Win a Nintendo Switch

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Deleted User 0007, Sep 28, 2018.

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  1. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

    Chris has entered a fanart contest hosted by newgrounds to draw the best bowsette inspired Mario character, the winner getting either a Nintendo switch or a cash reward. This is his entry:
    Chris contest.png

    Here's the newgrounds link (also how to vote for him to win):
    https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/cwcsonichu1982/genette
     
    Deleted User 0007, Sep 28, 2018
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  2. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    I'm not sure he knows what the definition of the words 'simple' or 'elegant' mean from the evidence on display here...
     
    Very Honest Content, Sep 28, 2018
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  3. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

    Eugh. That looks really bad...

    And Chris fails to understand the contest of the whole Super Crown thing.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Sep 28, 2018
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    SoiledUndiesPessimist, Mesh Gear Fox, HotaruThodt and 1 other person like this.
  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    It looks like a voodoo doll. Is Chris trying to develop his mind powers again?
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 28, 2018
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    SoiledUndiesPessimist, Ms. Mowz, HotaruThodt and 1 other person like this.
  5. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    Well, the Character Geno is a doll so you're more right than you know.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Sep 28, 2018
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    Mesh Gear Fox, Ms. Mowz, Very Honest Content and 2 others like this.
  6. TheSullenCrow

    TheSullenCrow figuring my purpose in life since 1998

    What artists think: Just make them more human with aesthetics!
    What Chris thinks: Just add some boobs
     
    TheSullenCrow, Sep 28, 2018
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    SoiledUndiesPessimist, Mesh Gear Fox, Ms. Mowz and 6 others like this.
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    It is sad that down voteing chris' art work has been the highlight of my day.
     
    Minimal Effort, Sep 28, 2018
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    SoiledUndiesPessimist, Very Honest Content, HotaruThodt and 2 others like this.
  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    well, that's all that chris needed to do to become a woman.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Sep 29, 2018
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  9. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the judges of this contest see this “art” and name Chris the winner thinking it was made by a 5 year old. “They jus pullt my name out of da hat and I jus won.”
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Sep 29, 2018
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  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    oh god. I was going through the comment section on that picture and found a winner. xD

     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Sep 29, 2018
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  11. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

    Did Chris reference one of his popped Officer Nasty dolls to make that thing? Simple? Yes. Elegant? Fuck no.
     
    HotaruThodt, Sep 29, 2018
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  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    I was going to ask what's wrong with its hand, but then I realized I should be asking "what's wrong with its everything".
     
    Ms. Mowz, Sep 29, 2018
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  13. HumanityIsDoomed

    HumanityIsDoomed Active Member

    LOOK AT THAT EVERYTHING GODDAMN
     
    HumanityIsDoomed, Sep 29, 2018
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  14. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

    How A-Loggy is it that I made an account on Newgrounds just to give that thing a downvote? In all honesty if Chris had followed the rules of the Supercrown I probably would have given him a higher rating.
     
    HotaruThodt, Sep 29, 2018
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  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Still waiting on Chriset-

    Oh wait.

    Oh dear.
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 29, 2018
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  16. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

    Don't you mean "CWCette"?
     
    HotaruThodt, Sep 30, 2018
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  17. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    I'd argue that Chris has been CWCette in the comics ever since he started drawing his female soul with a tiara.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Sep 30, 2018
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    SoiledUndiesPessimist, Very Honest Content, HotaruThodt and 1 other person like this.
  18. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Pibot, Sep 30, 2018
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  19. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    CWCette is my favorite sport.

    I don't suppose that any tard rage will come out of this when he loses. One whiny tweet if he isn't crashed into slumber is my guess
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 30, 2018
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  20. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

    First the taint pairing now a dick chock full of splinters
     
    flowers for sonichu, Sep 30, 2018
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    SoiledUndiesPessimist, Very Honest Content, Someone In A Tree and 1 other person like this.
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