Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Whelp, DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD had a good run

 

Again, I love how he mentions that the info we have on him is out of date, not incorrect. Keep in mind that the info we have is that he's a 50+ year old man making an unnecessarily large amount of sockpuppet accounts on twitter for the sole purpose of harassing a single guy online. Also, that he survives on welfare, and lives in social housing or something.

So, if the info is accurate but outdated, what don't we know? Does he actually have twice as many sockpuppet accounts and we just haven't found them all? Are there more instances of furry weirdness out there? Is he actually 60+ years old? Is he homeless and spending all of his time in McDonald's on a cheap laptop ordering a small coffee, harassing Chris and making sockpuppet accounts, then leaving once the restaurant closes to sleep on a bench or the street, then do it again the next day? What?

 

I was unaware that, in order to be a transgender brony sjw, you must date black people. Do black people have no say in it?

 

Yeah of all the things to goof on Chris for this one puzzles me. Yes he could be a little (a lot) more tactful than “no blacks!” but I don’t think not wanting to date a particular ethnicity makes you racist. A lot of other things may make Chris racist, not really this though.

 

wow what a faggot

 

Friendly reminder,
Chris never said, nor ever owned a sign that said “No Darkies.”

 

Its funny Chris uses the same phrasing occasionally. Maybe Hirtes is trying to parody Chris? He certainly will say that was his intention if it is called out.

 

He only grows worse with each passing day it's almost hilarious.

That moment when someone is falling faster into insanity than Chris-chan.

 

Yeah. Its like no matter what he does senpai just won't notice him.

 

o no

 

I like people like Hirtes that are so far gone politically that calling someone a member of the other party is a grave insult.

 

It's like "commie" during the "Red Scare."

 

I think it's because Hirtes is even more autistic than Chris.

 

Where's our boi Hirtes gone? It's odd for him to be so quiet.

 

Probably raged/strained so hard that he finally had that stroke.

 

Or too busy being the town Grinch

 

"You're a foul one, Mr. Hirtes ... "