10/4 - Chris posts at Kiwi Farms

Damnit, that guy again?

 

tl;dr - Chris is willing to talk to people, but requests that no one mess with his family or friends. OK, that's not too unreasonable.

He claims to be a "mature" 35-year-old "woman" but thinks it's too much to get a job as he cares for his pets, elderly mother, and his autistic hobby of playing with his mind family of Sonichus and Rosechus. Uh huh, totally convincing. At least when he claimed he couldn't get a job because he was unemployable he had a point (although, as we debated endlessly, wasn't exactly true), this is just a poor excuse, as real women his age do all of the above (save play autistic mindgames with hedgehog Pokemon) and also usually have a job, kids, husband, friends, a life outside their home and job, etc.

He wants to be referred to by female pronouns - lol

He claims he won't mess with anyone, so he doesn't want anyone to mess with him, and insists any conversations be rated TV-Y7, because adults totally do that in normal conversations.

 

You forgot the insanity of him wanting to birth his own child.

 

Because him demanding totally reasonable requests has totally worked in the past, right?

 

Define "reasonable".

 

Spoiler

You know, him expecting "trolls" and "haters" to do exactly as he demands asks?

 

Like I said, if it weren't for the fact that it we're Chris doing it, it would be a great troll. Arrive, claim that you're there to talk, say nothing, leave, then let everyone JULAAAAAAY themselves for a couple of days

 

Fingers crossed for him to turn up here.

 

I was about to say something like that actually

 

So, who's willing to bet that thread will become a bloated, 1000 page monstrosity of circlejerking a-logging and weenery?
It's happens all the time on Kiwi Farms, after all (Movie Bob, Dobson, DSP, Briana Wu).

 

Null *did* claim he would delete and ban any weening or a-logging on sight, though when has that ever deterred weens and a-logs?

 

Null locked it lol

it only got to 55 posts

 

If he does I’m going to type JULAY!

 

*Slow clap*

Way to ruin shit for the rest of us, weens and a-logs....

 

It's reasons like this that Club > Farm.

 

Are they banning for underage now? I started posting on the Forums back when I was 13.

 

Just pointing out that Spacequakes isn't Hirtes after finding a different twitter user that shown the same signature as that one post. I at first thought the thread viewing was out of the ordinary and that the post was a shitpost but made sense after coming across it mentioning school stuff in the feed.

Sometimes we have to look closer to determine sock from sperg.