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FB 3/4 - Chris says he's not planning to buy the Switch

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 4, 2017.

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  1. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    I wonder if someone contacted him or said "Noone is gonna give you money, you'll just blow it on Legos and the Switch.
    To which Chris replied "I'm not getting a Switch."
    Yes.
     
    Pibot, Mar 4, 2017
    #21
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  2. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

    I love how his disinterest is stemming from the fact he doesn't have enough tug boat money for one. Translation, it's not available on Fingerhut yet.
     
    Robotic Richard Simmons, Mar 4, 2017
    #22
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  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    Drop in the bucket man...
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Mar 4, 2017
    #23
  4. Attachments-senpai

    Attachments-senpai Guest

    I always love that Chris buys things on Fingerhut for a ridiculous markup and thinks he's somehow getting a good deal.
     
    Attachments-senpai, Mar 5, 2017
    #24
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    His financial incompetence knows no bounds.
     
    Princess Celestia, Mar 5, 2017
    #25
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  6. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Bob should've taken a switch to him a few times.
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 5, 2017
    #26
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  7. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

    Welp place your bets people, how long until he begs for it only to buy it himself?
     
    Count Olaf, Mar 5, 2017
    #27
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  8. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    The second a Pokémon game is announced for the console.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Mar 5, 2017
    #28
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  9. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

    Or a Sonic game. Or a MLP game.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Mar 5, 2017
    #29
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  10. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    I'm going to give Chris at least 18 months, maybe 2 years.
    I know that sounds crazy but keep in mind the PS4 was out for 2 years and 4 months before Chris got one.
     
    Pibot, Mar 5, 2017
    #30
  11. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

    Every dollar not spent on the Switch is a dollar to HexBox
     
    Kappashiro Nietzschieri, Mar 5, 2017
    #31
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  12. Sonichu's Nutrag

    Sonichu's Nutrag Member

    Yeah he even created a sonichu version of Link, i forgot OCs name. Even came with his own verison of Ganondorf, Clawdorf:cwl: which was just a tracing of Dr Zoidberg just as jesus:cwl:
     
    Sonichu's Nutrag, Mar 5, 2017
    #32
  13. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

    The OC was called Darkbind Sonichu.

    Also, I give him 6 months before he begs or buys one himself.
     
    JSMK, Mar 5, 2017
    #33
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  14. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

    If he had any credit cards that weren't fucking maxed out yet, he definitely would have bought it by now.

    Shit's sold out everywhere now, and unless if Chris wants to pay $600 to a scalper, it's not going to be readily available in retail for months.

    Glad I got my Switch and copy of the new Zelda. Link's amazingly effeminate-looking in this one; he's got fucking birthing hips for Christ's sakes. Chris would have gotten bloodily moist in the taint from the prospect of playing as the new "TRANS-LINK".
     
    Nobody, Mar 6, 2017
    #34
  15. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    only chris deals in absolutes

    in before facebook post about tomgirl link.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 8, 2017
    Vexing Devil, Mar 6, 2017
    #35
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  16. TheEnderGecko

    TheEnderGecko True and Loyal Sonichu Fan

    What's the chance of a ween coming along and wasting his money by mailing a Switch to Chris as a "funny troll XDXD"?
     
    TheEnderGecko, Mar 7, 2017
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  17. Red Light Abnormality

    Red Light Abnormality Active Member

    The Switch isn't his top priority yet.
     
    Red Light Abnormality, Mar 7, 2017
    #37
  18. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Negligible. People sending Chris expensive things and thinking they've trolled him by doing it is more of a /cow/-type exaggeration than something that happens. The closest thing to it actually happening has been the laptop incident and the person who sent him a card in offer to track the purchases.
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 8, 2017
    #38
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