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03-01-17 Chris fights like a girl

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by catparty, Mar 1, 2017.

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  1. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    catparty, Mar 1, 2017
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  2. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

    I don't even know what to say to this.
     
    Aldora, Mar 1, 2017
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  3. Thomas Jerome Newton

    Thomas Jerome Newton That's right the Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous

    I guess he's still got a little Chun-Li in him.
     
    Thomas Jerome Newton, Mar 1, 2017
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  4. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

    With the body of E Honda.
     
    Erika, Mar 1, 2017
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  5. Uncle-Blacky

    Uncle-Blacky Active Member

    He does mace people...

    Is he in the passenger seat? Is his mom driving him around?
     
    Uncle-Blacky, Mar 1, 2017
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    "WHEN WE RISE FIGHT LIKE A GIRL" can sound like Engrish.

    Also Chris still looks masculine there. I guess the binaural beats magic hasn't kicked in yet.
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Mar 1, 2017
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  7. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

    I dunno if it's different elsewhere, but where I come from, 'fighting like a girl' implies use of grace and agility over brute strength. Grace and agility are two things that Christine lacks.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Mar 1, 2017
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  8. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Is fighting like a girl fighting with sweet, caring, and understanding empathy or with emotionally linked eye-contact?
     
    Pibot, Mar 1, 2017
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  9. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

    Some of the USSR's best snipers were women. One woman got so pissed the Germans killed her husband that she acquired her own private tank (I have NO idea what line you had to stand in for THAT, but it happened) and mowed down Nazis left and right and she was great at it! Chris, of course, knows none of this and when HE "fights like a girl" he will do exactly what he did at GameStop .., spray, delay, and run away.
     
    Chandler Cats, Mar 1, 2017
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  10. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

    "I got a little Chun-Li in me." - From that video Chris showed us his moves.

    Jfc when an old saying becomes relevant again.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Mar 1, 2017
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  11. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

    "Girl"
    :sigh:
     
    Stardust, Mar 1, 2017
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  12. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    Thanks to the Julay video, we know he fucks like one.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Mar 1, 2017
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  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Off topic, but here she is -

    http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=64071327108

    Chris could only wish he were as cool as Mariya Oktyabrskaya
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Mar 1, 2017
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  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    And at some point shit his pants.
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 1, 2017
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  15. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

    Shitting yourself isn't fighting chris
     
    Deleted User 0007, Mar 1, 2017
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  16. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I'd pay good money to see a Rousey/Chandler fight.
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 1, 2017
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  17. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

    The only thing Chris has in common with girls is the fact he wants to fuck them.
     
    Robotic Richard Simmons, Mar 1, 2017
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  18. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    Chris's double chin keeps getting bigger and bigger
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Mar 1, 2017
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Like @Nacho Man Randy Salsa said over on KF, Chris needs to lay off the butterbeer.
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Mar 1, 2017
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  20. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    he looks like a washed out hippie
     
    Vexing Devil, Mar 1, 2017
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