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Chris farts a lot. Probably because of eating fast food more or less every day.

 

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They'll probably think he's an undercover or something.

"So how yall honest lesbians doin? I'm a lesbian too! I really hate that Pmurt guy!"

 

"Do you know about tribbing?"

 

[infodump on lesbian behavior among bonobos]

 

Chris thinks his ass isn't fat enough.

 

Cute at least (for different reasons)!

 

I'd like to think that one day Chris will snap out of this pseudo-lesbian schtick but I know better. As much as I'd love to see the return of Sonichu comics and Classic Chris, it's not going to happen.

 

Chris thinks these subliminal frequency beats works like a character creator in an rpg and he's trying to turn himself into a bimbo.

 

Yeah, Chris wants to turn his pimply swamp cakes into buns of glory, which won't help him with anything. It's really quite disgusting since the male ass and body hair get thicker each year past puberty. I am not saying men are disgusting, I am saying that Chris is gross and probably has 5 O' Clock everywhere on his body now. I guess he accidently listened to the "Transfer scalp hair to most of your body! FAST, FAST, FAST"
I can't believe he imposes himself on women and lesbians in such a horrid state.

Spoiler: Move over that is not fat

 

Who doesn't want buns of steel?

 

Lol, Chris wants the Nikki or the Kim when in reality, the best he can hope for is to keep shaving his rump roast, which looks like a small bag of moldy potatoes.
It's become so popular for people to want noticeable asses, but not everyone can have them.

 

He's been listening to these beats videos for years and they've never worked. How can he still believe in them?

 

Autism.

 

They show what a pervert Chris is. Very few of his likes involved hair, the other ones involved vaginas, breasts, and asses. This is what Chris thinks we as women are.

 

It's a shame.

 

Eww, it's so eerie, I just noticed that the poses are practically the same, but with hilariously different results.

 

It's what he believes women are, and he believes himself to be a woman. He supposedly identifies as female but all his female characters are even more homogenous and generic than his male ones.

It's a deep tragedy, all that.

 

The only thing he's identying with his his perversion.