FB 2/5 - Chris turned on by Sailor Moon music

I've heard of "panty dropping" music, but this is ridiculous.

 

No fuck the fact that Chris is turned on by anime music, I'm dying over the fact that he thinks someone would identify as a helicopter unironically.

Not even the craziest otherkin would do that.

 

What about people who sexually identify as a deagle? Does Chris support them? :deagle: :tyced:

 

I know right? This...

... is just soooo tame and boring. If I was the kind of weirdo that got turned on by music alone, then this wouldn't do.
Not saying it's a bad song and that you can't like it, but it's most certaily not a sexy song.

 

I know what a shit show Super-S was; it failed to catch my attention. The Super S season was basically like Chris on screen for 30 minutes a day begging people to buy his cheap junk. The truth is, Takeuchi wanted to stop doing the manga after the original season, but Toei and Kodansha just threw money at her for ideas they would ruin anyway, which was very similar to Sonichu.
Fans refuse to acknowledge this, but Takeuchi tried to throw a wrench into production after the R season by adding more LGBT friendly characters, which had the opposite effect. Finally, when Takeuchi regained some creative control during the stars season, which one of the most popular, the show and the manga were canned. Suck on that, fringe cult of the LGBT!

 

Honestly him being turned on by sailor moon music isn't as funny to me as him thinking that people actually identify as attack helicopters

Like whaaat? He must be the only person to not see that as a joke.

 

No, but his woman suit fetish is about as valid as an attack helicopter.
Covered in filth, balding, with vibrating eggs in his empty bra, Chris is worried that people will think he sexually identifies as an attack helicopter. Talk about perspective.

 

WOAH CHRIS! I am SO glad you got out your way to clarify that. The doubt was killing me!
Now I'll finally be able to sleep at night.

 

Spoiler: all of the Sailor Moon girls are underaged
Confirmed pedophile

 

I like how Chris just straight out confirms our suspicions there.
The orignal brony, true and honest.

 

Does he really have a music fetish, or is he just mistaking binary beats for music?

 

I am just as baffled as you are

I think it is either AMSR, autism, extreme stupidity or more likely, all three with a heaping pile of the 'tism

 

I love the fact that he actually not only thinks that people actually identify as an attack helicopter, but that people might think that he was saying that he's an attack helicopter. The sheer amount of autism necessary to reach that conclusion is amazing. Never change Chris.

 

Chris is not a smart man(child)

 

I like Sailor Moon, and I won't let something as stupid as this ruin it for me because I'm not some petty A-Logger, but damn, it's stuff like this that sometimes makes me feel ashamed to be a male Sailor Moon fan. Damn you, Chris! Not all of us are creeps! *shakes fist in the air angrily*

But seriously, the fact that the whole helicopter thing was an attack on trans people and otherkin and Chris didn't realize it, that made me laugh. I'm serious.

Just when I think Chris cannot be any more stupid, he outdoes himself!

 

God, I have nothing to say to this except that his whole post just made me laugh for two minutes straight and then he posts another comment...

Never change, Chris.

 

I'm sure he's not the only one!

Yep, and she's married to the author of "Hunter X Hunter", always hear of him taking too many breaks from it.

That was a hard pill to swallow.

Just like MLP, the best intentions always get soiled thanks to influencing the wrong crowd.

 

and here we have chris spilling the tea know one asked him to do.