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YouTube Chris Chan Online - the Return of the Sperg

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Oct 20, 2023.

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  1. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Chris apparently thinks Satan is a fucking Sonichu.
    You learn something new everyday.
     
    John_doe26, Oct 25, 2023
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  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Guess Chris must have forgotten about Beel.
     
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  3. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, do you really expect Chris to get his lore straight?
     
    Fialovy, Oct 25, 2023
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  4. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    If you pay enough attention to point out inconsistencies, then you've put more thought into the Sonichu "lore" than Chris did.
     
    The Scrunkly, Oct 25, 2023
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  5. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Chris probably just forgot that Beel was meant to be a representation of Satan & retconned him into being just a random demon.
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    John_doe26, Oct 25, 2023
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  6. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Just watch as Chris's time in prison forced him to re-read the bible countless times, giving him unmeasurable knowledge of satan's legions of hell. Or how many goats to give to your neighbor if you fuck his wife idk i never read it.
     
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  7. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    And then he decided Satan was actually a Sonichu.
    See? It all makes perfect sense.
     
    John_doe26, Oct 26, 2023
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  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I did notice with what the verses he quoted he tends to pick some more obscure verses like when he revealed his Christ delusions he used a verse in freaking Malachi of all places as proof.
     
    Fialovy, Oct 26, 2023
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  9. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    Guys, we were all being dumb, the "Satan" Sonichu is meant to be Jamsta as Satan in a play, just look at the opening credits:

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  10. SSearching

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    so Chris is back to streaming... very cringey to see people in YouTube comments acting like it is a big deal or something. hopefully after a few weeks everyone will realize that Chris had been boring for years and years before the arrest and that they're still boring as fuck now.

    ..but that's wishful thinking, isn't it
     
    SSearching, Oct 27, 2023
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What do the creator(s) of Sonic the Hedgehog think of all that deranged fanart Sonic fans have made?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 27, 2023
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  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Chris claims to be Jesus and remember his life as Jesus, but pronounces the name "Hey-SOOS" like in Spanish. Even though Jesus would have spoken Hebrew and pronounced his name like this.
     
    Cyan, Oct 27, 2023
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  13. SonichuShoes

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    Can't blame Ricardo Chandler for valuing the Spanish pronunciation.
     
    SonichuShoes, Oct 27, 2023
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  14. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Yuji Naka is too in jail to be asked about it, but knowing Sonic Team, they've probably produced a good portion of said deranged fanart.
     
    The Scrunkly, Oct 27, 2023
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That Spanish class is one of the biggest events in The Tale of Fail.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 27, 2023
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    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    It doesn't mean anything. The guy soaks up information in the environment and rambles about the hallucinations it generates.
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Oct 28, 2023
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Apparently Chris doesn't like Dudunsparce in Scarlet and Violet simply because it is a similar color and took Sonichu's Pokedex number in the national dex which he doesn't like. Dun finds this hilarious
     
    Fialovy, Oct 28, 2023
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  18. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Just about the only think Chris and Cole share despite DNA is both being incredibly boring speakers. Neither of them have either interesting opinions or any ability to convey those opinions to people without putting them to sleep.
    Sadly, he is still Chris chan, and a released chris chan means ripe opportunity to get a sweet cwiki page dedicated to the newest, hippest dang dirty troll. He'll get viewers, just not the ones he wants.
     
    Congratulations, Oct 28, 2023
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Yet another reason to doubt he made the honor roll in high school: he still expected Game Freak to make a chimera with the mascot character made by another company (and mostly the latter).

     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 28, 2023
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  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I'd like a source on this one if you have it.
     
    Cyan, Oct 28, 2023
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