Meta Random Thoughts and Questions

It can honestly go either way with prison/jail. Either you get really jacked because you feel like you have nothing better to do than work out, or in Chris's case, keep in mind he has gets a lot of snacks from the commissary with the money weens sent him so that can't be helping. Chris also might not have privileges to use the work out equipment if they have them if he is banned from the rec room, he might be limited to just walking around as exercise.

 

I mean, to be completely honest, I fully expected Chris to straight up die in his 30s from some health related disease, so the fact that he even made it to 40 to begin with feels like nothing short of a miracle.
(He might die in his 40s, but considering how often Chris has somehow avoided a visit from the Grim Reaper, even after shit like the self inflicted taint wound, it honestly seems pretty hard to make an accurate estimate of his death.)

 

I honestly think he'll make it to his 60s, because about 90% of people in the USA do.
That said, he's in for a rude awakening once he's no longer in custody, because his life is going to be very hard. No more lounging around 14BC and having pony time.

 

Chris was hardly ever the spitting image of health, but there are people whose survival into the 40's is way more baffling. I guess Chris just has good genetics for keeping weight off, since someone with his lifestyle should be way more than like 212 pounds.

 

Considering the autism I think his genetics are kinda fucked. That said, Bob died at 84 and all three of them have survived the hoard so perhpas Chris might be inoculated ageist squalor so he probably could survive the physical tolls of the street for years so long as he avoids back ally hobo sex and the needle. What are the odds Chris might end up back in jail after he's relished (assuming he doesn't go straight to prison) it almost seems like he likes it in there.

 

Dying in your thirties of a heart attack is pretty hard to do even for someone like Chris. 40s is really when people start breaking down. Chris has been on blood control meds for years, I don’t think he’s making it to 60.

 

As I've said before, God hates us so Chris is living to 110.

 

Barb somehow lived through 80 years, so that's proof enough God hates us all.

 

For once Chris's homophobia proved useful for something.

 

Yeah, Chris can go either way, I have known people who had goddawful health habits that somehow manage to survive despite all odds. Genetics can play a part in it both whether or not you are more likely to get certain diseases, especially if you don't watch what you eat/move your ass regularly.

Not much is known about autism and old age, mostly because most of the old autistic people were misdiagnosed with schizophrenia or normal intellectual disability and locked in institutions most of their life. Chris's generation is the first generation where people were diagnosed in a large scale so it will be interesting to see how he and many other older adults with autism fare. A big problem that will come in the next couple decades as Chris's generation ages is that the vast majority of autistic people are childless and will have problems finding family members to care for them and assisted living and nursing homes are ill equipped to care for them as well.

 

I don't fault Bob and Barb for thinking Greene County was out to get them. They legitimately didn't know that times had changed and expected Chris would be locked up. Of course, Barb took things too far by coming up with those ridiculous conspiracy theories - particularly that the school board, Megan and Michael Snyder were secretly the trolls. Can you even imagine?

 

And yet Jail of Fail years later.

With a stay at a mental hospital.

 

Bob and Barb had the excuse of not being internet savvy and not knowing that times had changed. Chris is just dumb.

 

Looks like a certain lolcow in the Jail of Fail embodies all 6 in a deep shade.

(also I remember the CWCki used to list how he was guilty of all 7 deadly sins)

 

Someone drove by Chris's house and took photos again. The only point of interest is that it looks like some of Chris's things are being thrown out.

 

Well if Chris does ever get out he's probably going to kill Barb now that she's thrown out all his shit.

 

good

 

I think that Barb lived long enough for her own child to resort to... y'know... is proof that God hates her.

 

Watch as weens dumpster dive for relics while the neighbors shame them.

 

is Garbage Raider still around, LOL