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Null I believe at one point mentioned he was in the Panhandle of Florida.

Chris would go there in the middle of January expecting 80° weather, how smart he is.

 

It's almost poetic that, by the time Chris had encountered someone who had genuine romantic feelings for him, he had already resorted to fucking his mom. It's like some kind of weird-ass fable.

 

Crying and wanking, if there's any justice.

 

Hey I might be doing that for CLD this year.

 

And Mother's Day...

 

Probably mass debating, unless his hormone pills are still depressing his libido. Is he still getting those in jail?

I'm sure they have plenty of drunks and crazies in jail shitting themselves and worse.

 

I have a feeling Chris isn't hasn't taken hormone pills in a while or at the very least they're not suppressing his libido given the whole mother fucking thing.

 

If that's true, Oedipus had an excuse.

 

Reminds me of that old Tumblr post:
"Oedipus, who ripped out his own eyes when he realized he fucked his mom:
'It's called a WHAT complex!?'"

 

That's another thing, Chris didn't rip out his own eyes in disgust

 

If his bloated ego didn't impair him from following a deity, I imagine he'd follow both Nurgle and Slaanesh.

 

You're implying that he doesn't just follow them in secret.

 

Tardalot hasn't had internet access in 2 years almost.

 

Chris doesn't even have what it takes to be a rank-and-file cultist. He's the guy they sacrafice to summon the daemons.

 

- The World as Myth - TV Tropes



(also that novel is from 1980)

 

Oh hell, is Chris's warped sense of reality any more deranged then what a cult leader can come up with?

Don't even get me started on that hobo in a bed sheet rising after 3 days of being stoned to death.

 

Chris-as-cult-leader quite literally crosses the line between outlandish and cartoonish.