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What if Chris's birth name had been Neville?

 

He was right.

 

He'd die of ennui, maybe?

 

I’m glad someone else sees it.

 

I'd expect someone to tell Chris to shove that shiv up the ass in an attempt to emulate BlueSpike.

 

Then he'd be some variety of Neville.

 

Y'know, it's stuff like this that makes me love how the Chris community is inexplicably friendly fandoms with the Homestar Runner fanbase.

 

Not really 'inexplicable' or surprising considering they're both seen as relics of the 2000's internet.

 

I imagine that if Chris were in the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, he'd be an obese, physically weak, "Honor Roll" Chaos Cultist of Chaos Undivided - with a god complex.

IRL, he did already make up the "Chaotic Combo" for those "exceptional" comics.

(he'd be too egotistical to serve any of the dark gods)

 

What if Chris and the Hedgehog Boys did a cover of Doin' Your Mom?

 

What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys collaborated with Kanye West's Sunday Service Choir?

 

What if Chris got an actual job during the Financhu Crisis and somehow kept it? Would he still have time for the idea guys to manipulate him? Would he still commit incest? Would he change for the better or would he still find a way to fuck it all up?

 

Your premise isn't even remotely plausible

 

So is everything else in this thread.

 

Assuming Chris was somehow hired he would probably mess it up after only a short amount of time. I bet his ego and attitude towards coworkers and customers is what would bring him down.

 

And weens weening the place wouldn't exactly help either - "Honor Roll" would inevitably tell where he worked.

 

Maybe that would be good for business.

 

Not if they don't actually buy anything and just show up to yell JULAAAAAAAY in Chris's face.

 

It'd be really funny if Chris pepper sprayed the first retard who did that, and I unironically hope that he'd get off scott free for it.