Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

He was making this face the whole time



No sir, He didn't like it.

 

yeah, he looked like he was going to cry before he started to sing

 

I think it was edited out but when Bob accused the game place of ruining Chris's credit by taking out a best buy card and racking up debt. The cwcki listed three possibilities
1.) Some scam randomly hit Chris
2.) Some troll ultimately fucked Chris and told/bragged to noone
3.) Chris got the card behind dad's back, treated it like free money, got fucked, and covered it up by lying when dad had to take care of it.
The cwcki listed these as "Least to most likely." I always found that funny.

 

The image of Desi Chandler curled up with the Snorlax on the "Chandler Cats" page. His expression combined with the caption "OH ED YOU LOL ME SO MUCH" cracks me up every time.

"Okay to be gay, it is. Rejoice with the boys in the gay way, let us."

 

As a self-proclaimed writer, I adore the section in Chris and English that talks about his grammar mistakes and choice of words. Even as a 14 year old who didn't know what a semi colon was, I never wrote anything as bad as chris has.

 

On the note of writing and Chris's high school years, even though this is something Chris himself did and not the CWCki, I find "Song of Christian" to be somewhat funny. It starts like it might actually be a poem, but then quickly degrades into "THE SAWNIC SAAAAAAAWNG. MAH PARENTS SAAAAAAAWNG. THE TEENAGERS SAAAAAAWNG. THE NINTENDO SAAAAAAAWNG. THE POKEMON SAAAAAAWNG. THE SINGING SAAAAAAWNG."

 

AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GAWT TUH BE KIDDING ME!

 

I know, right? It's almost as if he sucks or something.

 

Not sure if sarcastically defending Chris or poorly A-Logging.

Dammit, have I become as bad as Chris at reading sarcasm?

 

Not quite sure myself. Let's go with poorly A-Logging, that way I can be discouraged from doing it in earnest.

 

You're not alone, sarcasm can be hard for me too on the internet

 

To switch gears a little bit, there's actually something that was funny about Chris that the CWCki made unfunny for me. I was disappointed when I actually read the CWCki coverage of Chris shooting the picture of Adam Stackhouse. I didn't know that A. Prelewsky, Brudell, and Surya Buchwald were people who entered the contested. I simply thought (and laughed from a good, healthy place too) that Chris was so mad that he was casting a fucking spell.

 

"He's not good at math when it comes to managing money."

—Bob Chandler, understating it.
This quote always gives me a chuckle.

 

In the Chris and religion section, there's a sentence that goes - thus completing the stereotype of the naive hillbilly idiot who cites divine authority about things he doesn't understand.

That always made me chuckle.

 

Mia Hamm being a thing bought with taxpayer money.

 

Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

 

https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayStation_3&redirect=no
The list of games Chris owns, along with comments about the games themselves make me laugh a bit.
Specifically this one

 

I love the list of "famous people" who have contributed to Chris's Mailbags for the part about Tom Green. To paraphrase, it referred to Tom Green as a moron or avant-garde genius, depending on who you ask.

 

On the talk page for Chris and religion someone asked