Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

“Crickets are heard chirping in the background, maybe due to how hilariously pathetic that Chris is being in this video.”

 

This info on the Animal Crossing article.

 

It was so dead-on!

And as we see from the 'documentary' Chris made, all the town critters now hate him for it!

 

holy fucking shit

 

Wow just shot milk out of my nose....need to avoid anything Chris-related while eating (for a handful of obvious reasons).

 

Especially if you're eating chocolate cake.

 

Well that was unexpected.

 

The yellow-shirted foe

 

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Walks_In
"NO DAD, NO!" - Chris, during Goofy Time.

 

"Competing Retards"

 

I never made it to that part of the wiki. Loled 3 times.

 

One of my favorite articles on the CWCki was the Chris and religion article because I thought the article writers knew their subjects well (both Chris and Christianity), how even his personal religious beliefs are influenced by his media consumption, and how autistic he is when it comes to personal beliefs.

And the pic of Pope Benedict facepalming when he found out Chris has broken all the ten commandments and committed all the seven deadly sins was hilarious.

 

Excellent term!

 

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCtrek1

Gene Roddenberry must be rolling in his grave.

 

The description of shecameforcwc.jpg where they say the anatomy is straight from the darkest nightmares of mc escher

 

"He made sure to draw Battery-Charge Heart's skirt so short, we can see the carpet matches the drapes" learned a new idiom too

 

"Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact, but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus."

—Chris, on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein a retard bought a moldy piece of cloth from another retard





While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed elsewhere in this very wiki, the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally cause personal injury. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.


Sorry for triple posting

 

"How it got a good grade is a mystery lost to time." - CWCki on "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls"

It's been slow around here lately...