FB 5/11 - Chris in the running for Best Local Minor Celebrity (6/3 - Chris lost, mad at trolls)

That's all it took!

It's all about how it bubbles up to the surface!

As if it could see the positive logic in that.

True, nobody has ever sat him down and explained it to him while he was 8.

 

if anything the only reason he's even that high on the list to begin with is because of "the trolls" voting for him

 

The reason he was disqualified is that they throw a party for the winners and they were afraid that Chris would try to sit on the cake.

 

When Chris was 8, I imagine Barb was busy bribing him with toys to get him to talk.

 

We must not forget that!

 

How do you over vote someone? It seems odd that he didnt make the finals for being voted too much.

 

I believe the "judges" reset and/or deleted entries where they thought there was ballot stuffing/joke nominees

 

I think that perhaps they didn't believe that Chris is a real person. I have my doubts sometimes as to whether or not he actually exists, which isn't helped by some of the guys on Kiwi Farms in the aftermath of the Jace thing.

 

Jace thing? Do elaborate

 

It's a long story, the short version is that Jace was a lolcow who Kiwi Farms actually devoted more time to than Chris for a period of time, then it was revealed that Jace never existed. Jace was just an actor playing a role and he managed to fool a lot of people, and some of those people are still a bit salty about it. Ever since then the users on Kiwi Farms have been a little more cautious about lolcows. Oftentimes if you go on a thread for someone who posts a number of videos of them acting weird, they'll immediately bring up Jace (and Alantutorial) and claim that the person might be another actor. There are also people who say that Chris is basically the same situation as Jace, except it went on for a lot longer and is still going on.

 

True, but there are people who will say that every piece of evidence you present is fake.

 

Don't listen to Hellblazer, he's fake.

 

You can't fool me that easily ...

PEPPY !!!

 

For the wRecord, I kn0w that Chris is FAKE because (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC!!!!) I AM ACHRIS!!!!!!!!!!

(You know that I'm TRUE aNd HONEST and SIRIUS because of all of the xclammation morks)

 

oh! that makes sense now

 

In some cases there were over a dozen variations on chris' name in the polls. If we had stuck to one or two entries and poured all the votes into that it might have worked.

 

I do recall at one point, the Kiwi Farms had a discussion on imagining if Chris turned out to be an Andy Kaufman-esque pranker, and that all of the shit he's done was staged and what not. Most, if not all, of the Kiwi's agreed that Chris' stuff is not staged, but it would be the ultimate amazing troll if it was.