Twitter Chris buys a treadmill for $10

3 miles per hour / 60 minutes per hour = .05 miles a minute
.05 miles a minute x 5 minutes = .25 miles

The average American adult walks about 3 miles a day. Doctors recommend 5 miles a day.

But hey, baby steps.

 

1. Why buy a treadmill if you're going to be a god 'soon'?
2. There's enough room in the chandler household for a treadmill?
3. Chris could maneuver a treadmill into the house to whatever nook it could fit into?
4. Will this exacerbate chris's headaches/numbness problem? Let's watch and find out.

 

1.) Maybe deep down in Chris’s mind he knows the merge isn’t really happening and he should probably start taking better care of himself. Or maybe the $10 price tag was too much for a hoarder to resist.
2.) According to the photographic evidence, yes. I’m astounded.
3.) I honestly have no idea, I also cannot believe that Chris took it apart and put it back together, but he says he “set it up.” I guess if Chris REALLY wants something, he’s more capable than we give him credit for.
4.) Probably. I still think the headaches are from a lack of non-sugar water in his daily intake. Exercise would make that worse.

 

He'll use it once then forget about it. Who needs physical fitness when you have ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!

 

Soon it will be swallowed by the hoard and never mentioned again.

 

Reminds me of the Kacey calls where he’s talking about “power walking” and she’s berating him for being a lazy fatass. He’s like “I’m working my way up to running”.

 

For entertainment, he wants over $8000 worth of stuff from a list that looks like it was made by a first grader.

For exercise, a $10 used treadmill will do.

 

Finally, the sequel to Sonichu's edge is almost here!

 

Awww he bought Barb a coat rack.

 

Whoa, bravo sir. xD

 

LOL. You mean "Bravo, ma'am". XD