Legal Jail of Fail

After years of feeding bloated delusions and obese ego, Chris may now be immune to real mental help.

 

Looks like Chris is back in jail?

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If so, Chris may blab about where he was soon.

 

Oh wow, we get a photo of him with his jail uniform. LOL he looks like the Hamburgler.

 

Looks like a different photo too because the stripes are more aligned.

 

It's certainly a better Hamburgler costume than the one he actually made

 

This is the highest quality photo I can find, found via VINELink (not on mobile)

 

Looks like Chris really is back in the Jail of Fail. Also not as fat or smug this time.

 

Wow. He's not looking so good. A year in confinement has taken its toll.

 

Had he not "healed" Barb - and especially not derped about it to others - that would've been avoided.

 

I guess it's finally dawned on him that he's not going to be reunited with his LEGOs and MLP figurines.

 

Optimistic to suppose, but it almost seems like it's sinking in.

 

I'm not sure if it's just me, but on the plus side it does look like he's lost some weight. Granted he's kind of forced to lose weight since there's no McDonalds in jail but still.

 

The days of almost daily fast food may be gone.

 

if he was in the psych ward at the hospital, then his diet would have been monitored by a dietitian
I'm also assuming he was stuffed full of psych meds

if weens put money on his commissary books, he could fatten back up again

 

What zero dimensional merge does to a MF.

 

His sleeves blend into the background, it looks like he's a double amputee, mind you if he lost both his arms he wouldn't be able to get on the internet.

 

A side-by-side comparison of the 2 booking photos with Chris in the uniform could be interesting to see.