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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    If we get summoned to court, I propose we all cosplay as our avatars. Imagine CDi Link, this J-pop demon-princess character, Faunafox in a cross-dressing fursuit and Skeletor all walking into a courtroom together. It will be like something out of a Sonichu comic.

    Edit: I'll velcro a plush Kiwi bird to a pool floaty and drag it behind me on a leash, we'll say it's ToroidalBoat to get them off the hook.
     
    Cyan, Mar 12, 2022
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  2. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

    And I can probably roleplay as the Edward Gorey monster thing in my avi. I can also roleplay as the Doubtful Guest, since I've had that little guy as my avi a few times.

    [​IMG]
     
    PsychoNerd, Mar 12, 2022
    #782
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  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Imagine @Duhtay Wodes and I testifying as Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair. :cwl:

    "THA STALLIN', PROFALLIN', LIMAHZEEN RODDIN' *WHOOO!* KISS TEALIN' SUNOFAHGUH HAS BEEN WATCHIN' THE MEDALLION-SHOVIN', INCEST-LOVIN', SONCHU-RIDIN' *WHOO!* INNALECHUUL PROPERTY-STEALIN' SONOFAGUH FAR YEARS!!!"
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Mar 12, 2022
    #783
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  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    Probably if any troll ends up implicated in this case it'll be Bella.

    A lot of people who aren't well-versed in Christory (mainly YouTube 'commentator' types) seem to think Bella made Chris do the incest.

    BTW, I haven't really kept up with events around her - did she get expelled from university?
     
    Judgesaturn507, Mar 12, 2022
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  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    Bailiff escorting me to the trial:

    wikihow011.jpg
     
    One Too Many, Mar 12, 2022
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  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Ummm... I don't think showing up with my avatar would be beneficial to anyone.
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 12, 2022
    #786
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  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    Just strap yourself to the bailiff and pretend you're supposed to be there. This is America after all.


    Yes, for two years.
     
    Cyan, Mar 12, 2022
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  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    HAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY... seriously WTF, Texas Tech?
     
    Judgesaturn507, Mar 12, 2022
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  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    Not long enough. Should have gotten the electric chair, SMH.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Mar 12, 2022
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  10. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    I wonder if he's lost weight because of an improved diet.
     
    Skeletor, Mar 12, 2022
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  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    could be
    he could buy commissary, but they limit what you can get every day
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Mar 12, 2022
    #791
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  12. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    He's still drinking a lot of Fanta (and possibly doing something else to it).
     
    Judgesaturn507, Mar 12, 2022
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    wat

    (an oft repeated post)
     
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2022
    ToroidalBoat, Mar 12, 2022
    #793
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  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    Checking the wiki since March be like:

    pim-716842-normal.jpg
     
    One Too Many, Mar 13, 2022
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    That time when Chris went quiet that was broken by the posting of that LEGO "high school" in October 2013 was more active than this.

    (Also wat is that? Tommy Pickles of Rugrats?)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Mar 13, 2022
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  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    On the plus side at least weens can't mess with him now.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Mar 13, 2022
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    no more "Idea Guys"

    no more "Teen Troon Squad"

    no more "Sockness"

    no more "Praetor"

    no more "Bella"

    Instead there's likely competent staff people who aren't just church counselors.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Mar 13, 2022
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  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Maybe I've just purged Sockness from my mind a bit too much, but is it documented that he placed harmful ideas into Chris' head a'la The Idea Guys?
    I thought he was more just a weirdo pseudo troll who may or may not have wanted to legit fuck Chris.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Mar 15, 2022
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  19. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    It's hard to get a read on Sockness the way one can with Chris, but what I gathered from him is that he is a lolcow who wants to be a troll, but also wants to be in on Chris's fantasy roleplay lifestyle. He made himself an OC in Chris's universe but went from trying to come across as childish and innocent to edgy and satanic when Chris didn't go along with his shit.

    He's almost a textbook controlling predator, but he's so fucking inept at it that he has to target Chris and his merge fantasies and even then Chris picked up on the toxic stranger danger vibes.
     
    Cyan, Mar 15, 2022
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  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    It didn't really help that Sockness liked to pull the "I MIGHT be a troll, but maybe I'm not, tee hee, I guess you'll never knowwww...." card sometimes.
    And yeah, you know you're a shit troll when even Chris is all "Mmmm, yeah....you're a weirdo....."
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Mar 15, 2022
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