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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    He will have the strength and endurance of a spry 60 year old woman.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, May 3, 2018
    #941
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  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    It will be counter ballanced by his diet and poor hygiene.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 3, 2018
    #942
  3. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    He’d probably be slightly less depressed and more motivated to make Sonichu, add a better diet and proper consuling and he’d probably be a lot better. He’d probably live longer, be happier, and maybe be able to get a job
     
    Pibot, May 3, 2018
    #943
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Barb has to give Chris the OK. It was her that stopped them in the first place.
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 3, 2018
    #944
  5. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Fixed
     
    Pibot, May 4, 2018
    #945
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  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    What if Chris was in Instanbul and not Constantinople?
     
    NAITCHA BAH, May 15, 2018
    #946
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    It doesn't matter. The city is called Byzantium.
     
    Uncle Frank, May 15, 2018
    #947
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Good luck pulling off that tomgirl crap there.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 15, 2018
    #948
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  9. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    What if a special girl who likes MLP and Pokémon had a genuine crush on Chris?
     
    Pibot, May 16, 2018
    #949
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  10. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    Chris would denounce her as a troll
     
    QuiltGuilt, May 16, 2018
    #950
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  11. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

    What if Akira Toriyama made a manga about Chris and Sonichu?
     
    Sakura97, May 21, 2018
    #951
  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    10 episodes of story, 900 of filler.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 22, 2018
    #952
  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    5 episodes of screaming when he transforms into colossal chan

    What if Chris went to CalArts?
     
    Uncle Frank, May 24, 2018
    #953
  14. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Chris earns a Doctorate in Fine Arts by passing off his comics as post-modern works.


    What if Chris got pink eye?
     
    Glaive, May 27, 2018
    #954
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Magical eyedrops that cause barely noticeable heterochromia could be involved.

    What if Chris won a stay on the International Space Station?
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 27, 2018
    #955
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  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    His weight would cause it to fall to Earth.
     
    Uncle Frank, May 27, 2018
    #956
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    NASA hand him over to the CDC after finding new species of bacteria growing on his skin.
     
    Last edited: Jun 2, 2018
    Minimal Effort, May 28, 2018
    #957
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  18. Windows7Guy100

    Windows7Guy100 Well-Known Member

    Here's the results of a hypothetical 2020 election between Chris with Barb as his Vice Presidential candidate and Trump/Pence.
    The initial outcome is 502 electoral votes for CWC and 36 for Trump.
    Screen Shot 2018-06-02 at 10.50.48 PM.png
    Shortly after this, Chris demands a recount in all Trump states.

    Screen Shot 2018-06-02 at 10.51.30 PM.png
    The final electoral result is 538 electoral votes for Chris and 0 for Trump.
    Then Trump's campaign brings up an issue that Virginia can not constitutionally vote for both Chris and Barb because they both claim Virginia as their home state and are both registered to vote there. The Virignian Collage determines that it will vote for Chris for President, but someone else for VP.
    Screen Shot 2018-06-02 at 11.00.49 PM.png
    So the final electoral collage vote is 525 for Chris/Barb and 13 for Chris/Clyde Cash.
    (In case you can't tell, this is a joke but if you would like for me to make a realistic version, please tell me.)
     
    Windows7Guy100, Jun 2, 2018
    #958
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  19. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    That's all bullshit.

    Jeb is going to win.
     
    Uncle Frank, Jun 3, 2018
    #959
  20. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

    Bernie can still win!
    I donated my girlfriend, match me bro!
     
    CIAStoreOwner, Jun 3, 2018
    #960
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